Lolz 0 Watch: Machine Gun Kelly’s Cover of SOAD’s “Aerials” Is Somehow Not an April Fools’ Joke April 1st, 2022 at 8:43am Emperor Rhombus Why pick this song when you can’t sing?
Lolz 0 Fred Durst Reveals Even Grosser Dad Look During Limp Bizkit Festival Set March 21st, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus The Limp Lebowski.
Lolz 0 Slipknot’s Tortilla Man Answered Fan Questions — Including His Favorite Tortilla-Based Dish March 17th, 2022 at 10:54am Emperor Rhombus Hint: it’s Mexican food.
Lolz 0 Kid Rock Is So Unoriginal, He Made the Same Bad Music Video All Over Again March 11th, 2022 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Like an ever-flowing shart.
Lolz 0 Corey Taylor On Slipknot’s Album Progress: “We’re Lazy and We’re Still Mixing the Damn Thing” March 11th, 2022 at 11:11am Emperor Rhombus How do you drag nine asses at once?
Lolz 0 System of a Down Drummer Exposes Global COVID Conspiracy and Shrugs Off Ukraine Using Pokémon Meme February 28th, 2022 at 8:24am Emperor Rhombus And it doesn’t even illustrate his point very well! Classic!
Lolz 0 Video: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Plays Jenga Behind Danny Carey’s Drum Kit Mid-Show February 26th, 2022 at 9:34am Emperor Rhombus That lovable scamp.
Lolz 0 Foo Fighters and Coors Light Release Studio 666 Beer That’ll Taste Like (Holy) Water February 24th, 2022 at 11:31am Emperor Rhombus Fight fake demons while feeding your real ones!
Lolz 0 Video: Muse Steal Corey Taylor’s Mask In 2001, Drummer Does His Best Slipknot Impression February 22nd, 2022 at 8:35am Emperor Rhombus The arena rockers had a laugh at Slipknot’s expense.
Lolz 0 Here’s Kirk Hammett Playing On Top of a Giant Wah Pedal February 18th, 2022 at 8:34am Emperor Rhombus And he’s even playing HIS wah pedal!
Lolz 0 Nita Strauss On Why She Doesn’t Do Her Own Vocals: “Because I Want People to Enjoy It” February 9th, 2022 at 8:30am Emperor Rhombus “Why am I gonna do something that I don’t particularly enjoy?”
Lolz 0 Video: Bring Me The Horizon Join Ed Sheeran For “Bad Habits” at Last Night’s BRIT Awards February 9th, 2022 at 8:13am Emperor Rhombus Mortifying.
Lolz 0 Ted Nugent Says Today’s Rockers “Aren’t As Dedicated…We Just Practiced More, We Loved It More” February 8th, 2022 at 1:57pm Emperor Rhombus I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing at this header image.
Lolz 0 Ted Nugent Will Bail On Fans at Venues Requiring Masks, Says the “Communist Chinese In The White House” Canceled His 2020 Tour February 5th, 2022 at 9:34am Emperor Rhombus Last week, old-man rap-rocker Kid Rock publicly declared that he […]
Lolz 0 You Can Almost Hear Spotify CEO Daniel Ek Sweating In New Q&A Session Quotes February 3rd, 2022 at 12:18pm Emperor Rhombus It’s been a tough week for Spotify CEO Daniel Ek. […]
Lolz 0 Steel Panther On Corey Taylor: “He’s a Musical Whore…There’s Nothing He Won’t Do for $50” February 1st, 2022 at 12:56pm Emperor Rhombus They’re friends, it was all in good fun.
Lolz 0 Undeath Frontman Alexander Jones Responds to Chris Barnes’ Insults: “I Had a Good Laugh” February 1st, 2022 at 12:37pm Emperor Rhombus “I would have been way more surprised if he had enjoyed it to be perfectly honest.”
Lolz 0 Exodus Frontman Steve “Zetro” Souza Doesn’t Believe In Growing Out of Metal: “You’re Either a F***ing Metalhead or You’re Not” January 28th, 2022 at 8:53am Emperor Rhombus Growing up? That’s just the vaccines talking!
Lolz 0 8th Grader Suspended for Thinking Nirvana is a Clothing Brand December 13th, 2021 at 10:18am Axl Rosenberg A school in Queens, NY says that “Students cannot wear clothing with the name of any musician or band unless the student can name at least three of their songs.”
Lolz 0 QAnon: Jeff Hanneman To Appear at Knotfest Los Angeles November 5th, 2021 at 11:21am Axl Rosenberg Hanneman faked his own death and has been posing as Tortilla Man from Slipknot until it the time of The Great Awakening.
