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Jeremy Spencer’s Cyco Sleepyr Name to Sigh Co. Sprytzyr
September 27th, 2021 at 2:05pm Axl Rosenberg

This just minutes after adopting the Cyco Sleepyr moniker in place of the group’s most recent name, Psycho Slayyr.


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Jeremy Spencer’s Psycho Slayyr Changes Name to Cyco Sleepyr
September 27th, 2021 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This just hours after adopting the Psycho Slayyr moniker in place of the group’s most recent name, Psycho Synner.


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Jeremy Spencer’s Psycho Synner Changes Name to Psycho Slayyr
September 27th, 2021 at 12:18pm Axl Rosenberg

This just days after adopting the Psycho Synner moniker in place of the group’s original name, Psychosexual.


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Video: Guns N’ Roses Give New Song “Hard Skool” Its Live Debut
September 24th, 2021 at 10:41am MetalSucks

No, really, that’s how they’re spelling it.


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Video: Mark Hunter Performs Chimaira Songs Dressed as Ronald McDonald
March 26th, 2021 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg

Are you lovin’ it?


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Lamb of God’s Mark Morton Teaches You What It’s Like to Be in a Touring Band
January 30th, 2021 at 11:04am MetalSucks

Finally, you, too, can live the not-quite-a-rockstar life.


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Kid Rock Turns 50, Changes Name to Kid Rocking Chair
January 15th, 2021 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg

His new album will include the singles “Bawitdabaltoprev,” “Devil Without Bladder Control,” and “Only God Knows Why I Came in This Room.”


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Exclusive Interview: Max Cavalera’s Mono-Dreadlock
October 29th, 2020 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg

“I feel like I’ve been liberated. Max was very heavy, man.”


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That Time Daron Malakian Pretended to Be a Random Fan and Told a Magazine How Great System of Down Are
August 4th, 2020 at 2:36pm Axl Rosenberg

“If you guys missed System Of A Down, you missed everything. They blew me away.”


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If More Metal Bands Made Scented Candles
November 14th, 2019 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg

Includes suggestions for Metallica, Tool, Slipknot, and more.


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Heavy Metal Lyrics That Would Make Great Fortune Cookies
November 6th, 2019 at 1:11pm MetalSucks

Includes gems of wisdom from Metallica, Slipknot, Gojira, and more.


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Mastadon Touring with Throwdown; Mastodon Not Touring with Throwdown
September 11th, 2019 at 3:23pm Axl Rosenberg

Metal meets its evil EDM twin.


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Mushroomhead Introduce New Member, Taco Dude
August 26th, 2019 at 2:51pm MetalSucks

This has nothing to do with Tortilla Man.


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How Well Do People Know the Band Whose Shirt They’re Wearing?
August 1st, 2019 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg

Jared Dines investigates!


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I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition
November 6th, 2018 at 11:17am MetalSucks

We give the metal treatment to the recurring segment from HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher. Includes Slipknot, Megadeth, Mastodon, and more.


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Here’s What Happened When A Mormon Tried to Pay A Call to Deicide’s Glen Benton
September 13th, 2018 at 12:04pm Emperor Rhombus

Serpents of the Light, get off my fucking lawn


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Where to Even Begin with This ICP Furry Video…
July 9th, 2018 at 2:15pm Emperor Rhombus

Ho boy.


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Korn Guitarist and Warped Tour Founder Trade Twitter Quips over Islander Getting Dropped from Warped Tour
July 9th, 2018 at 11:37am Emperor Rhombus

A rare moment where we wish a member of Korn had argued harder on social media.


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Ornithologist: Jacob Bannon Sounds like a Northern Potoo, Randy Blythe Sounds like a Mute Swan
April 4th, 2018 at 1:09pm Axl Rosenberg

He also matched King Diamond and Deafheaven with types of birds.


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Watch John 5 Shred A Hello Kitty Guitar
March 13th, 2018 at 12:15pm MetalSucks

Slammin’ riffs, slappin’, banjo pickin’, and more!


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