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Metal Merch


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You Can Now Purchase a Lock of Kurt Cobain’s Hair, You Creepy Perv
November 3rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Today in “Fuck the Homeless”…


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Peep This Year’s Slayer Christmas Card
November 2nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Elf Awaits


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FINALLY, the Metal Musician Action Figures You REALLY Want
October 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Better buy ’em fast before the manufacturer realizes they’ve made a horrible business investment!


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Hey Toy Collectors and/or Perverts, Soon You Can Own Babymetal Figures
October 22nd, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus

Obviously, compared to what’s available IN Japan, these are wholesome, but still.


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For a Mere $500, You Can Pester Tool About Their New Album in Person
October 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

“Also, fuck the homeless.” -David Cross


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Trick or Treat: Rob Zombie Makes Halloween Candy Now (Sort Of)
October 16th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Call Mr. Tinkertrain.


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Get Ready: There’s A Cannibal Corpse Beer Coming Out
October 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Sometimes, dreams do come true.


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Here’s the Art From Rob Zombie’s Pinball Machine
October 14th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus

I wish it were a little more old-school Zombie.


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Slayer’s New Jeff Hanneman Tribute Shirt Is Much Better Than The Previous One
September 30th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus

A considerable improvement.


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What the Fuck, Lemmy? Motörhead Releasing Signature Whiskey
September 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Didn’t this dude just switch to vodka?


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After the Burial Release Justin Lowe Memorial T-Shirt and Bracelet; Proceeds Will Benefit Charities
September 22nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Specifically: The Wildlife Rehabilitation Center of Minnesota and To Write Love on Her Arms.


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Black Label Society Now Make Hats Clark Griswold Would Wear
September 22nd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

“Odin Viking Beanie” will keep your head warm AND embarrass your loved ones.


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Metallica Make Beer Now
September 15th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

And by “now,” I mean “for two nights only.”


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Anvil Make Coffee, Remind World They’re Still Around
August 27th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

The coffee isn’t that good, but the documentary about the making of the coffee is quite entertaining.


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Trivium Frontman Matt Heafy is Auctioning Off His Metal T-Shirt Collection for Charity
August 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Over 78 items in total, including shirts, belt buckles, stage boots, and more.


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The Venom Black Metal Mask isn’t as Good as the Motörhead Mask
August 4th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus

But hey, Venom aren’t as good as Motörhead.


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Mushroomhead May or May Not Know That Ohio Was in the Union
July 29th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

“LOOK AT US! WE’RE EDGY! OVER HERE! LOOK AT US LOOK AT US LOOK AT US LOVE US LOOK AT US WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT US?!?!”


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Buy One of Jeff Hanneman’s Guitars — It’s for Charity!
July 23rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

So everyone wins!


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Vinnie Paul Thinks Rebel Flag Controversy is Bullsh*t, Pantera’s Merch Company Does Not
July 17th, 2015 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus

You might have missed your chance to buy the ‘Hesher Dream’ T-shirt before your brother’s wedding.


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The Dillinger Escape Plan Release Shirt in Support of Gay Marriage
July 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

The Dillinger Escape Plan, God love ’em, have released a […]


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