What the...?? 0 Black Sabbath REALLY Liked Cocaine October 21st, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That anyone in this band is still alive is amazing.
What the...?? 0 Katy Perry Once Sang Back-Up Vocals for P.O.D. October 14th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Weird but true!
Rotten Real Estate 0 This is What Dave Mustaine’s $5.375 Million Home Looks Like October 7th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein It can be yours, if you want: it’s for sale!
What the...?? 0 Rage Against the Machine Bassist Tim Commerford: “ISIS Isn’t Real” October 2nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Aw, and he was doing so well hating on Limp Bizkit…
What the...?? 0 Sabaton Frontman Loses Drunken Bet, Must Walk 323 Miles To Next Gig September 22nd, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Man, those dudes don’t mess around when they get wasted.
What the...?? 0 We Wasted A Perfectly Good Memorial Post On Mayhem Fest for Nothing September 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Turns out there might be a Mayhem Fest after all. Maybe?
What the...?? 0 Pennsylvania Hardcore Frontwoman Makes Thousands Pretending She Has Cancer September 10th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Jesus fucking Christ.
What the...?? 0 Yngwie Malmsteen Unleashes His “Fury” Upon the World of Fine Art August 26th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Yngwie is flipping the art world on its head with his pioneering work.
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons’ Home Raided by LAPD Crimes Against Children Task Force, But He’s Not a Suspect August 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus “No members of the Simmons family are suspects in the case and were extremely cooperative,” says the LAPD.
What the...?? 0 Ever Heard Ghost… with a Kazoo? August 19th, 2015 at 1:35pm Emperor Rhombus Watch an acoustic performance of “Ghuleh/Zombie Queen” with kazoo accompaniment.
What the...?? 0 Now You Can Buy Private Jets From Bruce Dickinson At Harrods August 19th, 2015 at 11:04am Emperor Rhombus “Pardon me, sir, but do you perhaps live to fly, fly to live, do or die?”
What the...?? 0 Vorzug: Bad at Death Metal, Great at Enlisting C-List Celebrities to Make Videos August 6th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring guest appearances by “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Tawny Kitaen, Angie Everhart, and Raven.
What the...?? 0 Donald Trump to Ruin Def Leppard at Upcoming Iowa State Fair July 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is one of those times when truth is stranger than fiction.
What the...?? 0 Jesus Would Not Approve of Your Amazon Purchases July 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Guy buys Venom and High on Fire, gets The Good News.
What the...?? 0 Video: Hardcore Dudes Bring Trash Can Into the Mosh Pit, Beat Each Other Senseless July 13th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dummies.
What the...?? 0 Iron Maiden Body Paint is Sexy July 8th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And by “sexy,” I mean “yucky.”
What the...?? 0 Japan’s Ladybaby: Like Babymetal, Only Weirder July 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yes. WEIRDER.
What the...?? 0 That Time Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Ran Around Naked on Mushrooms July 7th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Hinds is a national hero, one of the last true rockstars we have.
Black Collar Workers 0 Linkin Park Have a Venture Capital Firm Now June 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hope all that money doesn’t give them a paper cut.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Guitarist Justin Lowe Out of After the Burial; Appears to be Having a Paranoid Episode June 24th, 2015 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg “I’ve been set up guys by something more powerful than law enforcement,” claims Lowe.
