What the...?? 0 Yngwie Malmsteen Unleashes His “Fury” Upon the World of Fine Art August 26th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Yngwie is flipping the art world on its head with his pioneering work.
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons’ Home Raided by LAPD Crimes Against Children Task Force, But He’s Not a Suspect August 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus “No members of the Simmons family are suspects in the case and were extremely cooperative,” says the LAPD.
What the...?? 0 Ever Heard Ghost… with a Kazoo? August 19th, 2015 at 1:35pm Emperor Rhombus Watch an acoustic performance of “Ghuleh/Zombie Queen” with kazoo accompaniment.
What the...?? 0 Now You Can Buy Private Jets From Bruce Dickinson At Harrods August 19th, 2015 at 11:04am Emperor Rhombus “Pardon me, sir, but do you perhaps live to fly, fly to live, do or die?”
What the...?? 0 Vorzug: Bad at Death Metal, Great at Enlisting C-List Celebrities to Make Videos August 6th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring guest appearances by “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Tawny Kitaen, Angie Everhart, and Raven.
What the...?? 0 Donald Trump to Ruin Def Leppard at Upcoming Iowa State Fair July 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is one of those times when truth is stranger than fiction.
What the...?? 0 Jesus Would Not Approve of Your Amazon Purchases July 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Guy buys Venom and High on Fire, gets The Good News.
What the...?? 0 Video: Hardcore Dudes Bring Trash Can Into the Mosh Pit, Beat Each Other Senseless July 13th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dummies.
What the...?? 0 Iron Maiden Body Paint is Sexy July 8th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And by “sexy,” I mean “yucky.”
What the...?? 0 Japan’s Ladybaby: Like Babymetal, Only Weirder July 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yes. WEIRDER.
What the...?? 0 That Time Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Ran Around Naked on Mushrooms July 7th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Hinds is a national hero, one of the last true rockstars we have.
Black Collar Workers 0 Linkin Park Have a Venture Capital Firm Now June 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hope all that money doesn’t give them a paper cut.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Guitarist Justin Lowe Out of After the Burial; Appears to be Having a Paranoid Episode June 24th, 2015 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg “I’ve been set up guys by something more powerful than law enforcement,” claims Lowe.
What the...?? 0 Shining Played on Top of a Cliff in Norway (Video!) June 23rd, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Most epic metal performance EVER.
What the...?? 0 Here’s a VV IMPORTANT Update on the State of Robb Flynn’s Bowels June 5th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Warning: this post contains the phrases “non-stop-assquaking,” “exploding greenish-brown liquid out of my anal cavity with the same pressure as a-thumb-over-a-garden-hose,” and “green apple splatters.” Proceed cautiously.
What the...?? 0 The Russian Sympho-Power Metal Cover of Motley Crue’s “Kickstart My Heart” You Never Knew You Always Needed May 29th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Sashky my boos.
The Webernets 0 Video: Pathology/Anaal Nathrakh Fan Dressed as a Lego Figurine Teaches You to Make a Hellfest Logo from Hama Beads May 28th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “What the sweet fucking fuck mother of all fucking things sweet fucking fuck am I watching?!?”
What the...?? 0 Bill Kelliher Put His Penis in Lars Ulrich’s Pocket May 14th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg That’s not a euphemism.
Breaking the Law 0 Florida Doom Metal Fan Turns Himself In for Murdering His Imaginary Friend May 13th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg At least he seems remorseful.
What the...?? 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Wears a Thong May 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, really! LOOK!
