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That Time Valient Thorr Almost Accidentally Smuggled a Group of Illegal Immigrants Across a Border
July 18th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg

So that’s normal.


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Tom Araya Once Tried to Film Kerry King Having Sex
July 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

“You’re not the boss of me, Tom. You’re not the king of Kerry. I’m the boss of me. I’m the king of me. I’m Kerry King. I’m the star. It’s my big dick and I say when we roll!”


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KISS Keep it Klassy, Open Wedding Chapel Inside a Mini Golf Course
July 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Because of course they did.


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Suge Knight and Katt Williams Trash Talk
June 30th, 2014 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg

Sorry, that should say “Go See Trash Talk.” Which is still pretty weird.


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Death Metal Band Unfathomable Ruination to Perform in Soundproof, Airtight Cube
June 30th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg

Meaning no one will be able to hear them, and they can only play ’til they run out of oxygen.


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Mystery of the Dude Urinating Into His Own Mouth at a Trash Talk Concert: Solved!
June 25th, 2014 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg

Sort of.


What the...?? 0
What is the World Coming To? Crowd Surfing Now Frowned Upon at Classical Music Concerts
June 23rd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Next thing you know, there’ll be no talking allowed at the movies!


What the...?? 0
Hellyeah’s Chad Gray and The Trickster from the Movie Brainscan: Separated at Birth?
June 12th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Terrifying.


What the...?? 0
That Time Some Dude Pissed Into His Own Mouth at a Trash Talk Show (NSFW)
June 9th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


What the...?? 0
Who the Sweet F*cking F*ck Asked Metallica to Play “St. Anger” Live?!?!
June 6th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

The Danes, that’s who.


What the...?? 0
Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi Wandering British University Campus, Babbling About the Good Old Days
June 5th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I’m kidding. Kind of.


What the...?? 0
Video: Man Introduces Himself to Neighbors with Karaoke Rendition of Ugly Kid Joe’s “Neighbor”
May 28th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

That’s clever.


What the...?? 0
Listen to Mina Caputo Narrate a Documentary About a 47-Million-Year-Old Primate
May 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein

Exactly as bizarre as it sounds. Must watch!


What the...?? 0
Geoff Tate, “The Voice of Queensrÿche,” Cover’s Faith No More’s “Epic,” Hilarity Ensues
May 22nd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Rap song, rap song, we do our raps and then the crowd goes wild!


What the...?? 0
Metal Kid Didn’t See it Coming
May 21st, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Today in ridiculous mosh pit videos…


What the...?? 0
Video: Dude Beats Himself Blind at Cattle Decapitation Show
May 20th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

whatisthisicanteven


What the...?? 0
By the Time Mötley Crüe Retire, 40% of Their Releases Will Be Greatest Hits Collections
May 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Funny, sad, or both?


What the...?? 0
Scariest Thing Ever of the Day: Richard Simmons in Corpse Paint
May 7th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Part of his upcoming release, Sweatin’ to the Church Burnings.


What the...?? 0
That Time Chthonic Threw Out the Opening Pitch and Performed “We Are the Champions” at a Taiwanese Baseball Game
April 25th, 2014 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg

Yes, it’s as weird as it sounds.


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0
Ex-Celtic Frost/Triptykon Frontman Was Near Suicide
April 21st, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF

Although he won’t elaborate as to why.


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