Tour de Force 0 Gigantour 2013 is Not Getting Any Cooler April 22nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Death Division is not good.
Tour de Force 0 Gigantour 2013 is Off to a Horrible Start April 19th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Why Megadeth is Now a Total Joke April 3rd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our new bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com begins with a heated discussion regarding how Dave Mustaine’s douchery may or may not have had an effect on Megadeth’s work.
Metal in the Media 0 Past and Present Members of Guns N’ Roses, Dokken, ‘N Sync and The Village People Team Up to Endorse Miracle Whip April 2nd, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Famous mouths are opening up to Miracle Whip” they say, apparently unaware of the comedic sensibilities of boys and man-boys everywhere.
Moppet Metal 0 Six-Year-Old Drummer Plays Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, Van Halen, Mötley Crüe, and More April 1st, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ladies, he’s single!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: Tom Araya to Sit Out Slayer’s Summer Tour, Leaving Kerry King as Sole Original Member; Jason Newsted Announced as Temporary Replacement April 1st, 2013 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg Kerry King finally just goes ahead and pulls an Axl Rose.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Inside Device is Insightful March 13th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Today in “Yeah No Shit”-ery.
Tweet Twat 0 #FREERANDYBLYTHE: METAL CELEBRITIES REACT ON TWITTER June 29th, 2012 at 11:30am MetalSucks David Draiman (Disturbed): Cristina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil):
Rampant Rumors 1 BEST NEWS EVER OF THE DAY: DISTURBED MIGHT BREAK UP July 21st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, this makes me miss that kid Revrant so much! […]
Cinemetal 260 ART OF SUCKING RELEASE VIDEO FOR “DIE SUCKING” March 23rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Art of Sucking are the first sign to a new […]
Tour de Force 950 INITIAL LINE-UP (AND DATES?) FOR ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST 2011 UNVEILED January 25th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The line-up for this year’s Mayhem Fest wasn’t s’posedta be […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 4TH ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 7 OF 8 December 7th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to reader Edward Banchs, who correctly answered last night’s […]
Cinemetal 140 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW CLIPS FROM DEATH ANGEL, DISTURBED, AND HELLMOUTH November 16th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Do I really hafta write a stupid little intro every […]
Editorials 260 MY BONER FOR JOHN BUSH JUST GREW BY 1,000 INCHES June 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site knows well our unabashed fandom […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 960 A TRANSCRIPT OF A MEETING REGARDING THE ALBUM ART FOR DISTURBED’S ASYLUM June 29th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg DAVID DRAIMAN: “Okay, so our new album, Asylum, is coming […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH DINO WON THE WAR June 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if everyone to whom we give endless […]
Interviews 300 ORPHANED LAND’S KOBI FARHI: THE ULTIMATE JEW ON JEW INTERVIEW February 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, sure, we’ve done Jew on Jew with a half-Jew […]
Reviews 120 DEAD FROM THE BACK: JOHN TARDY, SANTOLLA DELIVER OBITUARY’S DARKEST July 7th, 2009 at 3:00pm Anso DF Up to this point, the Obituary that reunited in 2003 […]
Metal Jewery 130 OY YOY YOY: THE METAL HASIDIM ARE METALSUCKS MANIACS!!! May 4th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago, Vince told you about some […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]