Metalcal Marijuana 0 Get Faded and Listen to The Fading March 9th, 2016 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg RIYL Omnium Gatherum, Hypocrisy, Sylosis.
Rampant Rumors 0 Death: “You Guys Won’t Believe Which Rock Star Is Next!” March 9th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus A pre-announcement announcement by the Reaper himself.
\m/ 0 Scientists Discover Material Blacker Than Black, Darkthrone March 9th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus None more black. Literally.
Tour de Force 0 Hate Eternal, Vital Remains, Black Fast and Inanimate Existence to Fuck Shit Up on the Road in May March 9th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg By which we mean: they’re touring.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here are Some of the Best Metal Releases Coming on Record Store Day 2016 March 9th, 2016 at 2:30pm Phil Boozeman More vinyl than a budget kitchen floor.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Wet Teeth, Palafoxx, Keoma March 9th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Lots of good stuff from the unsigned world, as usual.
Cinemetal 0 The New Mike Patton/John Kaada Video is a NSFW Brainfuck March 9th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Lynch mob.
Black Collar Workers 0 Four of the Most Expensive Metal Records Ever Made March 9th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Featuring Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, and more.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Perturbator’s New Track “Neo Tokyo” Goes Hard as Fuck March 9th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The most metal non-metal thing you’ll hear this week.
Cinemetal 0 Jungle Rot Release Video They Claim Was Flagged by the Government March 9th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Cool video, but not sure it’s going to incite chaos in the streets.
New Stuff 0 “Embrace” Another New Killswitch Engage Song March 9th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Who could ever have seen this coming?
Metal in the Media 0 Video: British Stand-Up Comedian Stewart Lee on Orienteering with Napalm Death March 9th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He went to school with Nic Bullen, so he knows what he’s talking about.
\m/ 0 Israeli Tool Fan Fights Off Hamas Terrorist Attacker with His Guitar March 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metal saves lives!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! March 8th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve had diarrhea more legible than this.
Editorials 0 Celebrate International Women’s Day 2016: Rock and Metal Ladies We Love, and Why We Need Them March 8th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Featuring Doro Pesch, Laura Jane Grace, Mia Zapata, Grace Jones and more.
Music Dorkery 0 14 Different Types of Blast Beats in One Video March 8th, 2016 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli blasts you into hell.
Lick My Label 0 MetalSucks Faves Slugdge Sign to Willowtip! March 8th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Plus: a new song!!!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Six Vocalists We’d Be Happy to See Perform with AC/DC March 8th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Short of The Ghost of Bon Scott, who could possible fill Johnson’s newsboy hat? We have some suggestions…
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Report: Skid Row To Not Do The Right Thing Again March 8th, 2016 at 2:30pm Anso DF Vacancy at singer position to be filled by not Sebastian Bach
Reunion Mania 0 Tony Martin’s Fan Very Excited About Possible Reunion with Tony Iommi March 8th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Having already made the dreams of millions of fans around […]
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