Music Dorkery 0 Glenn Fricker’s Video About How to Solder Could Not Be Hotter November 26th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, MAYBE if he had Grace Perry in the video it would be hotter, but otherwise…
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Check Out the Deluxe Edition Flexi Collector’s Box! November 26th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Yup — now you can store/protect 24 fucking flexis!
The Webernets 0 Singer for Crappy Band Proves He Could be the Singer for a Different Crappy Band November 26th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So congrats to him.
Music Dorkery 0 Right Now: Live Stream a Day in the Life of Devin Townsend and Animals as Leaders November 26th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Lots of poop jokes? Probably.
New Stuff 0 Pastors of Muppets Offer Brass Band Covers of Metallica, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Machine Head, and More November 26th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg And its pretty good, too!
Reviews 0 Sterilizer’s Self-Titled Release Will Get You Into The Soul-Crushing Thanksgiving Mood November 26th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks It’s like an industrial, audio Rorschach test.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: Stingsgiving November 26th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks This past Sunday, we saw the long, long, long, long, LONG awaited […]
Black Collar Workers 0 How To Earn $136,000 On Tour And Still Lose Money November 26th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein By completely mismanaging money.
Music Dorkery 0 Ten Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Morbid Angel November 26th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg For where does the band derive its name? What completely different art form did Trey Azagthoth pursue as a child? How did the band accidentally inspire one of the Austin Powers movies? Get in here to find out!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Cowards’ “Sadistic” New Jam (Already!) November 26th, 2014 at 12:00pm Anso DF There’s a place in France where the great metal happens.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Creed’s Scott Stapp is Broke, Living at a Holiday Inn November 26th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I guess no one has their arms wide open to welcome this dingleberry.
This Sucks 0 The Acacia Strain’s Parked Van Hit By Drunk Driver November 26th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Thankfully everyone is OK, but the band may miss their Canadian dates.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Five Guitarists and Five Drummers We’d Be Happy to See Join Megadeth November 26th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Who will be Dave Mustaine’s next glorified secretaries?!?!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Guitarist Chris Broderick and Drummer Shawn Drover BOTH Quit Megadeth November 26th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A fishy situation made extra-fishy by the timing.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Vinyl Copies of Cradle of Filth’s V-Empire and The Principle of Evil Made Flesh! November 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Jesus is a cunt Cradle of Filth fan.
New Stuff 0 Lord Dying are Suffering from “A Wound Outside of Time” November 25th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whatever the hell that is. Good song, though.
Metal in the Media 0 “Burzum” Designated a Meteorological Term November 25th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg E.g., “Lightning followed by Burzum.”
New Stuff 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Streaming Black Dahlia Friday Release, Grind ‘Em All November 25th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just the kick in the nuts you need to get you through seeing your family this week.
The Webernets 0 Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About The Identical Harp Twins, Camille and Kennerly November 25th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Where are they from? Do they always dress the same? WHO ARE THEY??
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 Listen to Vince Neilstein Host the Bandcamp Podcast! November 25th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Along with Rob Pasbani of Metal Injection and Bob Lugowe of Relapse Records, we bullshit about metal, suck Bandcamp’s balls, jam some of our favorite tunes and interview special guests Red Fang.