Editorials 0 Editorial: Welcome to the Era of Rock Star Mortality January 27th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus The way of all flesh.
Metal Merch 0 Crack Nuts with Heavy Metal Nutcrackers December 14th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tchaikovsky would be proud.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 27, 2015 November 27th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund It’s Black Friday, paint the devil on the wall! New heavy shit by Danzig, The Melvins, Vision Of Disorder, Culture Killer, Converge, King Diamond, Autopsy, Abysmal Lord, lots more.
MSTV 0 The Smart Metal Show, with The Elitist, Episode 1: Justin Bieber Ruins Metal November 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The inaugural episode of The Smart Metal Show, the first and only metal show exclusively for smart fans!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Announce US Tour, We Think! November 13th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The only band on earth who can release a tour announcement via fortune teller.
\m/ 0 KISS’ Paul Stanley Addresses Rumors That He’s Gay, Actually Says Something Intelligent November 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Credit where credit is due…
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Grab Bag of CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion November 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Think you can come up with a funny caption to the above photo?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 30th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Tool, Huntress, Danzig, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 23rd, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Black Sabbath, Danzig, All Shall Perish, Ne Obliviscaris, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Artists Are Next To Retire From Touring? October 23rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which bands should be about ready to “let go”?
Rampant Rumors 0 Here’s a Photo of Ghost’s Papa Emeritus Unmasked and with No Makeup On October 12th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein So if you’re at a Ghost show and you see this dude walking around the venue…
Barbarous Book Club 0 Just in Time for Halloween: The Heavy Metal Pumpkin Carving Book October 9th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Nothing like a Vic Rattlehead jack-o-lantern to frighten the neighbors’ kids.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Scour: New Band Features Phil Anselmo Alongside Members of Cattle Decapitation, Pig Destroyer, Animosity, and Strong Intention September 30th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg More Anselmo awesomeness? Who’s complaining???
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are Eight Tribute Albums That Are Actually Good September 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, kid, you like hastily-recorded covers? We got hastily-recorded covers.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week September 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Dethklok, and more.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 What should we do to save metal? (Spoiler warning: destroy it) September 2nd, 2015 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. is the hero the scene needs, not the one it deserves.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks ‘Cause being a putz is the pits.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week August 28th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Veil of Maya, Danzig, Napalm Fest, and more.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 13 – 16: Clown Vs. Jeffrey Hatrix, Giorgos Germenis Vs. Bronson Ellery, Axel Rudi Pell Vs. David DeFeis, Lucas Mann Vs. Jon Leon August 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The beginning of this bracket continues to offer nuthin’ but […]
Album of the Day 0 Album Of The Day: Demonspeed, Kill Kill Kill August 13th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Demonspeed may be the only great swing metal band, like, EVER.