Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Vince Neil Tried to Punch a Fan December 7th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But he missed.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2012, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part VI December 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Obscura, Exhumed, Asphyx, ll Niño, Brutal Truth, Kill Devil Hill, Lazarus A.D., Graf Orlock, Stealing Axion, Hour of 13, Morgoth, Moonloop, and… Axel Rudi Pell?!?!
Contests 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win New CDs by As I Lay Dying, Diagonal and The Cory Smoot Experiment December 6th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Think you’ve got a funny caption to the above photo? Give it a shot.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Kylesa Thrust Into Your Face December 6th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Watch the latest episode of Converse x Decibel, starring Georgia quintet!
Reviews 0 Prog-Nerds of the World, Unite: Porcupine Tree’s Octane Twisted Takes Over December 6th, 2012 at 3:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Sammy O’Hagar checks out Porcupine Tree’s expansive new live album.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2012, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part V December 6th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Soilwork, Revocation, Abysmal Dawn, Bison B.C., Pathology, Broken Hope, Howl, Flourishing, Continents, Dehuman, and Infected Society.
The Webernets 0 Great News! All Three of Metallica’s “Unforgiven” Tracks Are Now On Spotify!!!! December 6th, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The rest of their stupid catalog is up there, too.
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Gwar Edition December 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Send us pics of yourself wearing a MetalSucks t-shirt, receive free shit in the mail!
Level Up 0 Level Up: Contra: Hard Corps December 6th, 2012 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Last Chance to Reason’s Evan Sammons takes a look at this Genesis incarnation of the Contra series in his classic gaming column.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sebastian Bach Will Never Run Out of Puns! December 6th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg You are just not going to believe what his new live package is called.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Thinks President Obama is Candyman December 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Megadick has also devised a top-notch new system for measuring debt!
Contests 0 The 2012 Mobile Recording Holiday Bonanza: Win a 16G iPad 2, StudioConnect iPad Recording Interace, Airport Express Amplifier and WoodTones Earbuds! December 6th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks A complete recording package ideal for recording at home or on the road.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Read J.R. Hayes’ “The Atheist” December 6th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The short story from Pig Destroyer’s Book Burner is now available online.
Greatest Hits 0 This Very Fat Cat is The Best at Metal Drums December 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Cat plays air-drums to Thy Art is Murder.
Viral Vomit 0 Metallica Christmas Light Show December 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein From the rich traditional that brought you the Slayer Christmas light show and the Ozzy Halloween light show.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Here are the Bullshit Nominees for This Year’s Bullshit “Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance” Grammy December 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Bullshit.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2012, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part IV December 5th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Cannibal Corpse, Chimaira, Kylesa, Otep, Tombs, Sister Sin, Incite, Destiny Potato, IKILLYA, Jar’d Loose, Gravehill, and Slam One Down.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 The Last Completely Unreadable Band Logo of 2012! Win a Copy of Hell Militia’s Jacob’s Ladder! December 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO DANCE (until 2013)!!!!!!!!
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: A Stern Talking-To December 5th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Which NBA center is getting old? Which NBA center is a “total fuckhead”? Which NBA center has a “jerkoff face”? Doc knows!
Not Quite Metal? 0 Heaven’s Basement: Dumb Name, Good Hard Rock Band December 5th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Bluesy hard rock in the vein of Silvertide, Airbourne, etc.
0 - Sean Z.’s Twelve Inch Face Pubes Win the MetalSucks Best Beard in the History of Metal Bracket!!!
