New Stuff 0 I GUESS A METAL COVER OF “GANGNAM STYLE” WAS INEVITABLE September 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg This seaon’s “Call Me Maybe” is Korean rapper PSY’s “Gangnam Style,” […]
Poetry In Motion 0 THE TUG FORK RIVER BAND MADE THE SINGLE GREATEST LYRIC VIDEO EVER September 20th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not exaggerating at all. Lyric videos should now be […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WENT SHOPPING FOR JAPANESE GROCERIES August 31st, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
What the...?? 0 Alex Skolnick Has a Rap-Metal Doppelgänger August 29th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not being a Peggy Bundy-style sit-at-home-and-eat-bon-bons housewife, I don’t watch […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE MADE LOVE LOUDLY AND WROTE BLOGS SILENTLY August 24th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: HATE THE GAME, NOT THE SLAYER August 3rd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Know what’s awesome about Slayer? Everything goddammit! […]
The Webernets 0 DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF WITH FRED DURST? WELL NOW THERE’S A SPECIAL WEBSITE JUST FOR YOU!!! July 31st, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Me and Fred Durst is only my third favorite Tumblr […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 Danny Worsnop is a Good Writer July 31st, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Asking Alexandria vocalist Danny Worsnop is twenty-one years old and […]
Editorials 0 IT’S OFFICIAL: LIKING INSANE CLOWN POSSE IS NOW COOL/MAINSTREAM July 9th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein If you wait long enough, anything that used to be […]
Tweet Twat 0 NOW WES BORLAND LIKES NORMA JEAN, TOO June 26th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Wes Borland’s campaign to establish some street cred continues! After […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE June 8th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Welcome to Friday, the last obstacle between […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 DO NOT F*CKING TOUCH FRED DURST June 7th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Videos like this one, which was filmed on Tuesday night […]
Br00tal-lists 0 THE WORST BANDS OF ALL TIME May 22nd, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Ranker.com, a site that compiles lists (duh) and let’s the audience choose […]
New Stuff 0 GET THE NEW LITA FORD SONG “BRANDED” ON YOUR ASS May 11th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Pictured: Lita Ford’s actual ass. Update, 1:16 pm: Now there’s […]
New Stuff 0 THE NEW MARK TREMONTI SONG IS NOT HORRIBLE May 11th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The same way that Wes Borland is supposedly the “cool” […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 LOOK, I ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT WES BORLAND! April 30th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following last week’s declaration of love for The Human Abstract, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE — OH LOOK, KITTENS!!! April 27th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
Tweet Twat 0 WES BORLAND LIKES THE HUMAN ABSTRACT April 24th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Wes Borland made kind of a stink over the weekend […]
Tour de Force 0 INSOMNIUM ARE COMING BACK TO AMERICA! (AND SOME OTHER BANDS WILL BE THERE, TOO) April 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg GREAT NEWS!!! Insomnium will be returning to North America this […]
The Webernets 0 “YOU GOT A F*CKIN’ PROBLEM? YOU GOT A F*CKIN’ PROBLEM! I’M MIKE! SO SHUT THE F*CK UP!” March 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’ve ever wanted to watch a slightly out of […]