Music Dorkery 0 Here’s a Metal Cover of the Power Rangers Theme… on Bagpipes March 28th, 2017 at 10:19am Vince Neilstein Bagpipes are the new guitars.
The 25 Most Important Metal Bands of the '90s 0 The 25 Most Important Metal Bands of the ’90s: #22, Emperor March 9th, 2017 at 1:54pm Axl Rosenberg They were the best at what they did, but what they did wasn’t very nice.
Editorials 0 I’m Having an Existential Crisis About John Petrucci Admitting He Likes Donald Trump February 15th, 2017 at 4:05pm Vince Neilstein We want to believe that our heroes share a like-minded ideology with us, but that is so often not the case.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Regarding Euronymous’ Claim that “Almost ALL Norwegian Bands are More or Less Nazis” January 5th, 2017 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg Can we really lump in Darkthrone and Enslaved with Burzum and Emperor?
Viral Vomit 0 It’s Another Black Metal Cover of The Cure from Curezum! August 16th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Never before has The Cure been so grim and frosty. Except for the last time Curezum release a track.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos of Famous Metal Dudes on Vacation August 12th, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hot fun in the summertime…
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes: “Terrorism is a Political Tool Used Widely and Mainly by the USA” April 25th, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Also: Middle East terrorism has all been conducted by the USA to sway public opinion in favor of Israel.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Where Does Music End and Politics Begin? April 14th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Is it really possible to enjoy music that’s made in opposition to your core values?
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a MetalSucks Hoodie! December 17th, 2015 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein CATS ARE METAL!
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Grab Bag of Metal CDs and Swag December 10th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein C’mon, we KNOW you can come up with a funny caption for this one.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Vrag October 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Australian black metal that’s more ravishing than grim.
New Stuff 0 Here’s a New Vreid Track to Veil Your Monday in Eerie Mist August 31st, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Let’s get unique up in this bitch.
Book Reviews 0 Advanced Discrimination & Dragons: A Critical Look at Varg Vikernes’ Myfarog RPG August 21st, 2015 at 12:00pm Jeff Treppel Just how racist is Varg’s RPG? Very, very racist.
New Stuff 0 Listen to the New Myrkur Album In Its Entirety! August 18th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Have we mentioned we’re big fans?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 14, 2015 August 14th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund New heavy shit in here. Soulfly, Funeste, Bullet For My Valentine, Crown Of Thornz, Clay Davis, Stray From The Path, and more.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Should Metal Be Held Accountable For Its Symbolism? July 15th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus If we’re ready to blow off an image’s meaning when it proves inconvenient, then maybe we’re all full of shit.
Poll 0 Informal Reader Poll: What’s The Dodgy Album From Your Past? June 22nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus There’s always one.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 2, 2015 June 2nd, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Today’s new metal releases include albums by Skinless, Maruta, Paradise Lost, The Darkness, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week March 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Burzum, Deftones, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Varg Vikernes on “How to Attract a Good Wife” and the Benefits of Eugenics March 11th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Burzum only-man loves Aryan women, Papyrus font.