Reviews 0 Review: Animals As Leaders’ Parrhesia Almost Finds Its Voice March 23rd, 2022 at 12:29pm Phil Boozeman Another incredible display of musicianship from Animals As Leaders, but not their most memorable album.
New Stuff 0 Jungle Rot Announce New Album, Single, Tour March 23rd, 2022 at 10:07am Emperor Rhombus Damn, whole lotta rotting in the jungle going on!
Br00tal-lists 0 10 Artists Who Share Their Names With Existing Bands March 23rd, 2022 at 9:38am Emperor Rhombus Here are 10 contemporary acts whose names were taken before they chose them.
New Stuff 0 Stream Abbath’s New Album Dread Reaver Right Now March 23rd, 2022 at 9:18am Emperor Rhombus It’s that classic pretend-to-be-Conan-in-the-mirror music.
Metal Legacies 0 Former Children of Bodom Members Say Alexi Laiho Wouldn’t Have Wanted a Tribute Show March 23rd, 2022 at 8:50am Emperor Rhombus “It would not feel natural to try to put a [tribute] show together right now.”
Metal in the Media 0 Bob’s Burgers Featured a Rob Zombie-Themed Burger Special March 23rd, 2022 at 8:23am Emperor Rhombus Rob appreciated the shout-out, despite being vegan.
Haterade 0 Dream Theater’s James LaBrie Responds to Lip-Syncing Accusations Mid-Show: “F*** You…What Is Wrong With People Online?” March 22nd, 2022 at 2:41pm Emperor Rhombus ” I’ve never lip-synced in my entire life.”
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock: Donald Trump Asked Me for Advice on North Korea and ISIS March 22nd, 2022 at 2:09pm Phil Boozeman “It’s simple, Mr. President. We merely bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy.”
Viral Vomit 0 Video: This Grandma Slays Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” at Karaoke Night March 22nd, 2022 at 1:59pm Phil Boozeman I slam in the back of my… grandma?
Tour de Force 0 Carcass Announces 2022 U.S. Tour Dates with Immolation and Creeping Death March 22nd, 2022 at 12:28pm Emperor Rhombus Time to get grody.
Metal Merch 0 Foyer Frei: This Rammstein Gas Cylinder Lamp is the Ultimate In Industrial Metal Decor March 22nd, 2022 at 11:47am Phil Boozeman It’s ZEIT for you to redecorate your living room.
Reviews 0 Stabbing Westward’s Chasing Ghosts Is a 90’s Intervention For an Unspecified Drug Addiction March 22nd, 2022 at 11:31am MetalSucks The industrial metal staples stage the relapse of the year.
Br00tal-lists 0 Blackened Neo Tokyo: 10 Modern Japanese Black Metal Bands March 22nd, 2022 at 10:16am Ryan Dyer Here are 10 bands keeping Japan sunless and satanic.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent: “[Putin] Has to Respond…Ukraine Is Not an Innocent Player Here” March 22nd, 2022 at 9:28am Emperor Rhombus Apparently, with NATO a-barking, he HAD to kill all those kids!
Readers' Choice 0 Here’s Every Track on Iron Maiden’s The Number of the Beast, Ranked by MetalSucks’ Readers March 22nd, 2022 at 9:07am Emperor Rhombus On its 40th anniversary, here’s how you ranked the songs on Maiden’s best album.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Rapper $not Responds to Snot’s Mikey Doling: “Actually Ridiculous…Old Man Mad About My Name” March 22nd, 2022 at 8:33am Emperor Rhombus Definitely an appropriate response.
Cinemetal 0 Christina Ricci Will Star In Tim Burton’s Wednesday Addams Series for Netflix March 22nd, 2022 at 8:10am Emperor Rhombus She won’t play Wednesday or Morticia.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Jinjer Have Raised Over $140,000 for Ukraine With Their T-Shirt Campaign March 21st, 2022 at 1:52pm Emperor Rhombus The world has felt for Ukrainian hard rockers Jinjer during […]
Br00tal-lists 0 11 Metal Artists We Rip On Mercilessly But Will Always Love March 21st, 2022 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 artists whose ridiculous qualities don’t make us any less inspired by them.
Metal Legacies 0 Photos: Randy Rhoads’ Family, Friends, and Fans Rally at His Gravesite on the 40th Anniversary of His Death March 21st, 2022 at 12:58pm Phil Boozeman In remembrance of one of the greatest to ever do it.
