Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 9: Football Fatigue November 7th, 2017 at 9:33am MetalSucks Is there such a thing as too much football, and is the league suffering because of it?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness Week 8: Almost Halfway! October 30th, 2017 at 11:48am MetalSucks DeShaun Watson and Russel Wilson combined for 854 passing yards and eight TDs, the Patriots won but still look meh, and a gruesome leg injury to Zach Miller.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 15, 2017 September 15th, 2017 at 10:09am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Belphegor, Ensiferum, The Contortionist, Prophets of Rage, Dyscarnate and many more.
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock Claims “I Love Black People,” is Either Lying or Confused September 12th, 2017 at 10:32am Axl Rosenberg He also has a bridge he’d like to sell you.
Metal Merch 0 These Metallica Load Hoodies, Sweatpants and Caps are the Ugliest Things Ever August 16th, 2017 at 1:46pm Vince Neilstein These are absolutely hideous. And they rep the worst era of Metallica!
New Stuff 0 Color Vinyl-Hating Todd Jones to Release Colored Vinyl with New Supergroup Fireburn (Bad Brains, Danzig, etc.) August 9th, 2017 at 10:24am Axl Rosenberg Jones’ poseur bullshit will delay the release of your favorite bands’ latest albums.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Municipal Waste Trash Fakers in an Age of Faking Trashers on Slime and Punishment June 16th, 2017 at 1:21pm Maximus The raddest band on earth delivers exactly what America needs.
Worst Week Ever 0 Tool’s Good News and Bad News, Suicidal Tendencies Show Shut Down by the Cops, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 9th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Ozzy, Slayer, Summer Slaughter, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: June 2, 2017 June 2nd, 2017 at 9:44am Phil Boozeman Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Eighteen Visions, Miss May I, Vallenfyre, Mutoid Man, Phobia, Panopticon and many more.
Pummeling Politics 0 Rapper Tech N9ne Comments on Phil Anselmo and the Dimebash Nazi Salute Incident April 26th, 2017 at 5:54pm Axl Rosenberg Weird.
Cinemetal 0 Movie Version of Mötley Crüe’s The Dirt Coming to Netflix March 25th, 2017 at 11:17am Axl Rosenberg The deal’s not done yet, but it’s looking good apparently.
Tour de Force 0 Radiohead Announced a U.S. Tour! January 17th, 2017 at 9:37am Vince Neilstein Non-metal music for metalheads.
Black Collar Workers 0 My First Metallica Show January 14th, 2017 at 8:06am MetalSucks “Me and my Bro’s don’t even head in until the 3rd song.”
The 25 Most Important People in Metal 0 The 25 Most Important People in Metal: #6, Borivoj Krgin December 1st, 2016 at 3:14pm Axl Rosenberg You may know him as “The dude that does Blabbermouth.”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Bad Religion Guitarist Calls Out Bring Me the Horizon Over Douchey Backstage Warning July 8th, 2016 at 1:20pm Emperor Rhombus In turn, members of Bring Me The Horizon call him old.
Tour de Force 0 Belphetour June 22nd, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Origin, Shining, and Abigal Williams to open, but their names aren’t so easily made into puns. Oh wait, Tourigin. Dammit.
Editorials 0 We Respectfully Disagree with Decibel‘s Guest Column About How SJWs are Destroying Extreme Music June 21st, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Willful ignorance.
Metal Etiquette 0 According to Black Stone Cherry, Lemmy Was Generous with His Cocaine April 27th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus But these bozos didn’t do any!
...And F*ck You Too 0 L.A. Guns Vocalist Phil Lewis Pays Tribute to Prince with Racist Comments April 25th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Black people are all one-dimensional,” claims singer.
...And F*ck You Too 0 University Study Proves What We’ve Always Known About MetalSucks Commenters March 31st, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Turns out “Do you even fucking proofread?” roughly translates into “I’m a pain in the ass as a person.”