Cinemetal 0 Siam Chan’s “CATaclysm” (featuring Cats) is Quite Cat-chy April 18th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video is so catty you’d think it was one of The Real Housewives.
Cinemetal 0 Zakk Wylde Will Now Play You Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” on a Hello Kitty Guitar February 29th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Hail Sanrio!
Metal Legacies 0 Here’s a Playlist of Metal Covers of David Bowie to Get You Through Your Day January 11th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Featuring Behemoth, Atrocity, Tombs, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch Old People React to Slipknot June 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein These videos are always good for a laugh.
Tour de Force 0 36 Crazyfists Come to Their Senses, Drop Off Civil Unrest Tour April 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Still don’t believe in global warming, though.
Editorials 0 Op-Ed: What the Hell is Napalm Records Up To? April 23rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Why is a record label traditionally known for Euro cheese suddenly signing Coal Chamber, American Head Charge and Cold?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ill Niño Release Statement Regarding Otep/Terror Universal Controversy; Neither Band Will Be on Civil Unrest Tour March 24th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Leaked admat reveals identity of other bands on the tour.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Otep Drops Off Civil Unrest Tour Due to Singer of Opening Band who “Violently Grabbed My Crotch” March 23rd, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Lots of he said, she said. Who’s in the right?
Cinemetal 0 Hellcats Bring Glory To Mother Slovenia With “Demon Dreams” March 20th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus All-female power-metallers rep Ljubljana Rock City.
Rampant Rumors 0 The Lyrics for Slipknot’s “The Negative One” Might be About Joey Jordison August 13th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Or they might be about Corey Taylor’s dry cleaner. It could go either way, really.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Converge’s Gorgeous, Bizarre New Video for “Precipice” / “All We Love We Leave Behind” April 16th, 2014 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg Do it for the puppies and kitties.
Barbarous Book Club 0 There is a Book Featuring Metal Dudes Posing with Their Kitty Cats February 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein And you will buy it.
\m/ 0 Skeletonwitch are Releasing a Limited Edition LP to Benefit Animal Shelters January 16th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Hearts of gold, these guys!
Metal Mitzvah 0 Neüterhead: Ace of Spays November 8th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Anon-profit organization that uses metal to raise funds to help dedicated animal rescue groups spay and neuter strays.
Reviews 0 Winds of Plague Continue to Resist Good Taste and Intelligence on Resistance October 29th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “The best metal album of the year!” raves a fourth grader.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Jeff Walker Called Us Posers!!! September 27th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist includes Sylosis, Carcass, The Faceless, Mötley Crüe, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Meet Oderus Urungus, Fuse Intern September 26th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Beats selling real estate.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 57 & 58: Pantera Vs. Ozzy, Sunn O))) Vs. Abigail Williams August 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now the quarter-finals begin for real!!!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 45 & 46: Dream Theater Vs. Shadows Fall, Guns N’ Roses Vs. Queensrÿche July 26th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Shit’s gonna get bloody, bruh.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 25-28: Dream Theater Vs. Dragonforce, Rob Zombie Vs. Otep, Morbid Angel Vs. Fear Factory, Poison Vs. Queensrÿche July 16th, 2013 at 4:35pm MetalSucks Choose the lesser of two evils…