Barbarous Book Club 0 Dear Oprah, Please Add Hellraisers To Oprah’s Book Club September 15th, 2017 at 10:05am Emperor Rhombus A plea to the world’s most powerful tastemaker about the world’s most important book.
Punishing Pictorials 0 In Honor of National Doughnut Day, Here are Famous Metal Album Covers Reimagined with Doughnuts June 2nd, 2017 at 2:34pm MetalSucks Here, dough nuts.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: March 3, 2017 March 3rd, 2017 at 9:20am Anso DF Listen to all of this week’s 65 heavy new releases from Danko Jones, Emmure, Minus The Bear, John 5 & The Creatures, Katharos, Pissed On, Wolfart, and tons more obviously.
Metal in the Media 0 Lady Gaga on Metallica: “Those guys play better than they’ve ever played in their whole lives.” February 9th, 2017 at 10:02am Vince Neilstein Metallica and Lady Gaga will perform together on the Grammys this Sunday.
New Stuff 0 The New Grim Reaper Track Will Get Your Fist Pumping September 2nd, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus The band’s first new track in almost thirty years, and it riiiips!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 27th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Eagles of Death Metal, Manowar, and more.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money The Smashing Pumpkins, Disturbed, August Burns Red, Def Leppard and Others Earn to Play Shows? May 27th, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
What the...?? 0 Bruce Dickinson Invented a Dance April 19th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do the Dickinson strut.
Cinemetal 0 Zakk Wylde Will Now Play You Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” on a Hello Kitty Guitar February 29th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Hail Sanrio!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 29, 2016 January 29th, 2016 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund If you start now, you can listen to every heavy new release by Monday morning: Dream Theater, Primal Fear, Toothgrinder, Black Tusk, Hollow Earth, Cult Of Luna, and tons more.
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide for 2015 November 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Not sure what to get the metalhead in your life for the holidays? Fret not — MetalGF has your back!
Lolz 0 You Can See Mike Portnoy Play His Hello Kitty Drum Kit Live October 29th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus You CAN. Whether or not you should, we can’t say.
Metal Merch 0 Get Ready: There’s A Cannibal Corpse Beer Coming Out October 15th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Sometimes, dreams do come true.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What are the Most Iconic Metal Songs of All Time? October 9th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Most ICONIC — not the BEST. Go!
Metal in the Media 0 Kim Kardashian Wears Metallica T-Shirt, Apocalypse Arrives September 20th, 2015 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein And then the plague of locusts arrived, and then asteroids rained down from the heavens.
This Sucks 0 Bruce Dickinson Got Tongue Cancer from Being a Cunning Linguist September 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t laugh, it’s not funny.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 17 – 20: Blackie Lawless Vs. Chris Holmes, Paul Di’Anno Vs. Rat Skates, Shaggy 2 Dope Vs. Violent J, Sully Erna Vs. Wes Scantlin August 14th, 2015 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Don’t putz around — vote now!
Tweet Twat 0 Fred Durst Attempts to Ruin Babymetal June 2nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He did it all for the nuki.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Hipster-Proof Metal Bands October 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’ll never have to share these bands with the aloofly ironic
Metal in the Media 0 St. Vincent: “I Love Pantera. I F*cking Love Dimebag Darrell!” February 28th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The pop star cops to biting a riff on her new record directly from “Cowboys From Hell.”