...And F*ck You Too 0 Keith Richards Thinks Metallica and Black Sabbath Were “Great Jokes” September 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Say hello, Bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!
Cinemetal 0 The Harp Twins Get Violent On Their Cover of Metallica’s “One” September 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus As violent as harp players get, anyway.
Lolz 0 Take This Clickhole Quiz To See If You’re Truly A Metallica Megafan August 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Do you even know the lyrics to “Sour Attitude,” bro?
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Man Asks Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Which Metallica Album is His Favorite August 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Suggests Perry should start with Load and Reload.
Barbarous Book Club 0 How Grotesque Can Metallica Look? A New Comic Book Aims to Find Out July 29th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Merely looking at the pages of the upcoming Orbit: Metallica may induce nightmares.
Cinemetal 0 Bring Me the Horizon Unveil Cover Art for New Album Smell the Glove Metallica That’s the Spirit July 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Harris K. Telemacher would approve.
Lolz 0 A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Metallica July 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Or, ‘The Tragedy of Prince Hammett.’
Music Dorkery 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan News Round-Up: Band Plans to Retire Some Songs, Greg Puciato Gets Jodeci/Metallica Mash-Up Tattoo June 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Come and talk to this post, it really wants to know you, girl.
Cinemetal 0 Metallica Perform “Unforgiven II” Live for Second, Hopefully Last Time June 1st, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, a poll: Which “Unforgiven” sequel is the least crappy???
Music Dorkery 0 This is What Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” Would Sound Like with St. Anger‘s Snare Drum May 27th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein And now for a quick lesson in how shitty production can ruin even the greatest of songs.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Perry Farrell Didn’t Want Metallica To Play Lollapalooza In ’96 May 22nd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus But I bet he’s happy they did when he checks his account balance.
Viral Vomit 0 Rob Scallon Covers “Anesthesia” by Cliff Burton and Metallica on the Upright Bass May 18th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Maytallica” continues!
New Stuff 0 Listen: Glitch Mob Remixes Metallica’s “Lords of Summer” for 2015 X Games May 13th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is it better than the original “Lords of Summer”?
Metal Mysteries 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Blames “Butt Shadow” for Thong-Gate May 12th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hopefully this is the last time I have to write about this.
The Webernets 0 Metallica’s “Battery” Gets the Banjo Treatment May 11th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Still more metal than Load.
What the...?? 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Wears a Thong May 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg No, really! LOOK!
Cinemetal 0 Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” Recorded Backwards May 4th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus So wait, is that…”Exit Sandman”? I’m so confused.
Viral Vomit 0 Finnish Bluegrass Band Covers Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy” April 29th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks A bunch of Finns dressing up like American rednecks. Kind of like when we play power metal?
Editorials 0 Bob Rock Says Jimmy Page and Jack White Both Love Metallica’s St. Anger April 27th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they’re confused about which Metallica album is St. Anger?
