Also, Iron Maiden socks and Motörhead socks!

Featuring Phil Anselmo, Machine Head’s Robb Flynn, the Guns N’ Roses reunion, Lemmy whiskey, and more.

“Granted, I’m a hopeless Metallica fan. I will always and forever listen to anything they put out, and while I won’t always love it (LULU is mind bogglingly awful), they are The Beatles/Led Zeppelin of my life.”

Vote for the winner now!

Music so good, you don’t deserve it.

Even in death, his shadow looms large.

Glory glory hallelujah.

[TRIGGER WARNING]

Listen to this week’s heavy new releases from Lamb Of God, Metallica, De La Tierra, Devilment, Ion Dissonance, EYE, and tonsss more

Remember, people, drink responsibly, or else you’ll go from Life to Lifeless. Don’t let this be your last serenade.

60+ heavy new releases now playing in here. Sick Of It All, Thomas Giles, HammerFall, Dark Tranquillity, Attila, MYR, and tons more.

Includes Motörhead, Mötley Crüe, and other bands that do not use umlauts.

Sure, sure. He’s on an island with Elvis and Tupac, right?

Lemmy’s moles have never looked so adorable.

Ice-cold suds are really what I’m focused on when blasting emotional post-metal.

What you use those tissues for is up to you.

Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases from Trap Them, Operation: Mindcrime, Sahg, Every Time I Diet, Sisters of Suffocation, Neurosis, Crobot, Giraffe Dong Orchestra, and tons more!!!

Are you ready to get seasick up in this bitch?

Patrons of The Lockjaw Bar have been “totally let down” by the story behind the eyepatch on one particularly tough-looking customer’s face, according to multiple reports.

I’m not sure about this.