Metal Merch 0 Lemmy Funko Pop! Vinyl Figure Arriving Just in Time for the Holidays October 12th, 2016 at 11:42am Axl Rosenberg Lemmy’s moles have never looked so adorable.
Metal Merch 0 Anyone Interested in a Deftones Beer? Anyone? September 29th, 2016 at 11:23am Emperor Rhombus Ice-cold suds are really what I’m focused on when blasting emotional post-metal.
Metal Legacies 0 Get the Tissues Out, Metallica Wrote a Song About Lemmy September 27th, 2016 at 9:43am Emperor Rhombus What you use those tissues for is up to you.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 23, 2016 September 23rd, 2016 at 9:33am Anso DF Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases from Trap Them, Operation: Mindcrime, Sahg, Every Time I Diet, Sisters of Suffocation, Neurosis, Crobot, Giraffe Dong Orchestra, and tons more!!!
New Stuff 0 Here’s That New Car Bomb Track with Guest Vocals by Suffocation’s Frank Mullen September 15th, 2016 at 9:22am Emperor Rhombus Are you ready to get seasick up in this bitch?
Guest Columns 0 Story Behind Metalhead’s Eye Patch Remarkably Boring September 1st, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Patrons of The Lockjaw Bar have been “totally let down” by the story behind the eyepatch on one particularly tough-looking customer’s face, according to multiple reports.
Metal Legacies 0 Here’s the Life-Size Statue of Lemmy They Erected at The Rainbow August 25th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus I’m not sure about this.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Listen To Slayer August 19th, 2016 at 12:40pm Emperor Rhombus Put on some Slayer. Listen to Slayer. Slayer rules. Metal rules. Hail Satan. Listen to Slayer.
What the...?? 0 Limp Bizkit Have a Black Metal Logo Now August 12th, 2016 at 11:20am Emperor Rhombus It’s all about the he-said she-said kill-your-best-friend-in-his-apartment-complex-in-Oslo buuullshit.
Metal Merch 0 Meshuggah’s New Album Box Set To Come With Creepy-Ass Mask August 5th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Best box set bonus item EVER.
Metal Tech 0 Sleep’s Dopesmoker is Now a Retro Video Game August 4th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus It’s like Matt Pike can read my mind when I’m high.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 29, 2016 July 29th, 2016 at 1:30pm David Lee Rothmund We can’t imagine a reason that you’d want to check out of reality today. Just in case, you could listen to this week’s heavy new releases by Manegarm, Ghoul, Eerie, Jason Richardson, Zodiac, Ringworm, and tons more.
Reviews 0 Dunsmuir: A Clutch by Any Other Name July 26th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Definitely not a Clutch clone, but pretty close.
Metal Merch 0 GWAR’s New Vodka Has A Deceptively Classy Name July 25th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus I was expecting something more like ‘Liver-Raping Booze-Jizz.’
Editorials 0 Editorial: Take Photos with Your Phone, But Hold Off On Posting Them June 30th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus It’s cool to get memories. It’s lame to lose an experience over making sure they’re online.
WSOU Album of the Month 0 WSOU Picks of the Week: Power Trip, Volbeat, Every Time I Die June 24th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Plus: this week’s radio charts!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 24, 2016 June 24th, 2016 at 12:40pm David Lee Rothmund Everybody’s working for the weekend. And to buy this week’s heavy new releases by Whitechapel, Forteresse, Comet Control, Kayo Dot, Be’lakor, Neige Et Noirceur, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Denied! Lemmy Snubbed in Naming of Heavy Metal Element June 13th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Sadly, you’ll never die due to trace amounts of Lemmium found in your drinking water.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 27, 2016 May 27th, 2016 at 11:20am David Lee Rothmund Listen to heavy new releases by Behexen, Lacuna Coil, Of Mice & Men, Six Feet Under, Withered, Motorhead, Paul Gilbert, and tons more!
Cinemetal 0 Here’s Testament’s Chuck Billy Performing a Country Cover of “Ace of Spades” May 25th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Disciple of the warts.
