Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: Myrone, New York Pizza EP January 10th, 2016 at 5:05pm Vince Neilstein A straight-up synthwave banger from the king of #softshred.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Five Metallica Songs (Still) Rule November 20th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So you’ve reached your limit with omnipresent Metallica jams. Except these five.
Metal Etiquette 0 Ozzy to Formally Apologize for Pissing on The Alamo November 5th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The prince of darkness makes it official.
Black Collar Workers 0 Leaked Internal E-mail Suggests That Victory Records Will Layoff Staff and Drop Bands if Spotify Issue Isn’t Resolved November 3rd, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Spotify represents over 70 percent of the label’s monthly digital sales, according to the e-mail.
Viral Vomit 0 Man Finds Snake in His Amp, Rocks Him Out October 8th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “We are Snake Amp from Cleveland. We got shirts in the back.”
Music Dorkery 0 Computer Scientist: Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Guns N’ Roses, Nirvana Songs Among “The Most Iconic Ever” October 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Five Finger Death Punch: not on the list.
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: Gunship’s Brutal New Claymation Music Video, “Tech Noir” August 30th, 2015 at 11:32am Vince Neilstein The video features cameos by Robocop, Alien, Jason, Leatherface, He-Man, and PinHead.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Hey, Can We Talk About “T-Ride” For A Sec? [UPDATED] August 19th, 2015 at 5:00pm Anso DF “It’s not authored by Prince or Invisible Touch-era Genesis or Def Leppard or Faith No More, but they could each make a hit from one of its tracks.”
Events 0 This Friday: Heavy Metal Happy Hour at Brooklyn’s Over the Eight, Presented by MetalSucks and Metal Injection July 29th, 2015 at 5:26pm MetalSucks Come and get sloshed with the metal industry this Friday evening! 2-for-1 drink specials!
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Shift Shapes And Sheep Alike July 25th, 2015 at 5:37pm Kip Wingerschmidt Dem sheep sure do look a little shifty…
Cinemetal 0 “Sharp Fangs, Pale Flesh:” Get Snake-Bitten by a Temptress with Coliseum’s New Video July 16th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The video stars Will Oldham (aka Bonnie “Prince” Billy).
Lolz 0 A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Metallica July 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Or, ‘The Tragedy of Prince Hammett.’
Metal Etiquette 0 Five Marketing Ploys That Bands Need To Quit Doing July 7th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus You’re not promoting anything, you’re just making me hate you.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Pappy’s Day To Be Glad/Sad That You’re (Not) A Dad June 21st, 2015 at 2:44pm Kip Wingerschmidt Who’s your daddy?
Editorials 0 Why Is No One Talking About These Three Mind-Blowing 2015 Metal Albums? June 15th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Because these albums are way too good to be ignored.
This Sucks 0 Billy Milano Puts M.O.D. to Bed, Retires from Touring June 8th, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein The artist formally known as Billy Milano is going out with his dignity intact.
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
Tour de Force 0 Blind Guardian Announce North American Tour With Grave Digger May 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Time to air out those goiters, power metal fans!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Pat Robertson Advises Parents to “Protect” Their Children from “Evil” Music via Physical Abuse April 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Sounds like a good plan to me.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Twisted Sister Announces Fill-In Drummer, Blasts Late Drummer April 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Hint: He has experience replacing a suddenly dead drummer.
