The Webernets 0 A Lot of Fans Wanna Call Ozzy Osbourne “Sir” May 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Petition to have The Ozzman knighted picks up steam.
Black Collar Workers 0 Aspiring Professional Musicians MUST Read Ozzy Osbourne’s Career Advice November 22nd, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Love him or hate him, the dude’s been at it for more than forty years. Get here if you wanna know what he has to say!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A-Maze-ing Video: Ozzy, Geezer Tour Sabbath-Inspired Horror Attraction October 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF No haunted house can frighten a dude who’s married to Sharon Osbourne
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy Can’t Even Make a Sandwich Without Causing a Disaster August 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sabbath vocalist almost burns his house down… for the second time this year.
Haterade 0 Here’s Video Footage of Ozzy Sounding Like Absolute Sh*te at Three Recent Black Sabbath Shows August 9th, 2013 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 57 & 58: Pantera Vs. Ozzy, Sunn O))) Vs. Abigail Williams August 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now the quarter-finals begin for real!!!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 53 & 54: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Dream Theater, Guns N’ Roses Vs. Sunn O))) August 1st, 2013 at 5:30pm MetalSucks So, we had a close one and a not-so-close one […]
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 41 & 42: Van Hagar Vs. Ozzy Osbourne, Sunn O))) Vs. L.A. Guns July 24th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Today’s fights brought to you by Urban Outfitters and Crystal Clear Pepsi.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 21-24: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Demon Hunter, Disturbed Vs. Kittie, Chelsea Grin Vs. Oceano, Mötley Crüe Vs. Sunn O))) July 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In today’s fights, lousy punctuation, deathcore, nu-metal, and Ozzy Osbourne all collide head-on!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Ozzy Attended The Daytime Emmys June 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Anso DF Your Sunday could’ve been worse.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Well, Gee, That’s Not Hypocritical, Ozzy May 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently completely unaware of how his own voice sounds, Black Sabbath vocalist says drummer can’t play his parts anymore.
New Stuff 0 They Shoot Ozzys, Don’t They? May 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Loner” is yet another new Sabbath song marred by off-key vocals and ridiculous lyrics.
New Stuff 0 Listen to “God is Dead,” Black Sabbath’s First New Song with Ozzy Osbourne in Thirty-Five Fifteen Years April 18th, 2013 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg Was it worth the wait?
Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
The Webernets 0 Bob Lefsetz on No More Tears, the Last Great Ozzy Album December 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you disagree with the statement about No More Tears you’re just wrong.
Viral Vomit 0 Ozzy “Bark at the Moon” Halloween Light Show is Ridiculous, Fun, and Ridiculously Fun October 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The creator of the Slayer Christmas Light Show is back to celebrate the most metal holiday of all.
Cinemetal 0 TEN INADVERTENTLY HILARIOUS THINGS ABOUT THE NEW FOZZY VIDEO October 5th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fozzy have released a video for “Sandpaper,” the song they […]
Cinemetal 0 OVERDUB THE MOUNTAIN: “CLASSIC” OZZY “LIVE” DVD REISSUED TODAY July 17th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF Following guitarist Randy Rhoads’ senseless death in 1982, Ozzy Osbourne […]
Poll 0 POLL: WHICH VERSION OF “HELLRAISER” IS BETTER, OZZY’S OR MOTÖRHEAD’S? July 3rd, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Watching Demon Lung’s new video for “Lament Code” reminded me […]
