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Tag: Craigslist


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Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: Hellish Black Metal Band Seeks Dark Souls
November 9th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

“We want gothic girls to join our cult and become our sex witches!!”


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More Metal Missed Connections: Faith No More and Mastodon
May 20th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein

Won’t you help these lovebirds find their mates?


...And F*ck You Too 0
Read This Local Band’s Hilarious Craigslist “Add” Seeking New Members
April 24th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Musicians with original voices, their own gear, personal lives, and/or small bladders need not apply.


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Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: “If Your Favorite Band is Black Sabbath, I Can’t Sell this Guitar to You”
February 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

“THIS GUITAR WILL NOT PLAY DOOM METAL.”


The Webernets 0
Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: **2ND GUITAR NEEDED – NUMETAL
June 11th, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

Do you have what it takes to join this ground-breaking quartet??


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Best Craigslist Missed Connections Posting Ever of the Day: I Gave You My Queensrÿche CD, You Gave Me Your Vagina
April 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Ah, love.


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GetInMyBand.com: Finally, a Dedicated Bandmate Search Engine!
August 26th, 2013 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein

Pass over all the lulzy Craigslist crap with this simple tool.


The Webernets 0
Deal of the Day: This “Highly Modified” Paiste Cymbal Could Be Yours!!
October 26th, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

Dumb Craigslist ad is dumb.


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WISCONSIN CRAIGSLIST WOMAN WANTS TO BE YOUR BAND’S GROUPIE
June 21st, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Fake post is obviously fake, but Craigslist is always good […]


Greatest Hits 0
Missed Connections: You Puked at the Ulcerate Show (M4M – Brooklyn, NY)
May 24th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

So I guess perusing Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” section purely for […]


The Webernets 0
YET ANOTHER AWESOME CRAIGSLIST MISSED CONNECTIONS AD FROM A METAL SHOW
May 14th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

When did the “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist become so […]


The Webernets 0
HELP THIS TRAGEDY FAN + ASTRONOMY LOVER FIND HIS DREAM WOMAN VIA CRAIGSLIST!!!
May 11th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein

(click to enlarge) Even though the “I’m pregnant / It’s […]


The Webernets 0
DID WE HOOK UP AT THE MEGADETH/MOTORHEAD CONCERT?
April 11th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The below is a screencap of a Craigslist “Missed Connections” personal […]


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