Viral Vomit 190 EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS PLAYING METAL ARE LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW “IT” THING January 25th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Remember last week when eight year old Juliet released her […]
Question of the Week 770 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT ALBUM WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A LIMP DICK IN 2012? (or, WHAT IS YOUR LEAST ANTICIPATED ALBUM OF 2012?) January 20th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Worst Week Ever 110 IN WHICH WE WERE DTRAP January 13th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
Editorials 750 NO, REALLY GUYS, THIS NEXT METALLICA ALBUM IS GONNA BE THE SH*T January 10th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, Lars Ulrich, when will you ever learn? Metallica’s drummer […]
Cinemetal 190 THE METALLICA 3D MOVIE COMING IN 2013 January 6th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember when that rumor started back in October […]
Worst Week Ever 250 IN WHICH WE SHUTTERED UP THE MANSION FOR THE REST OF 2011 December 16th, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg video via Metal Insider Today is the last day of […]
Neilstein Soundscam 240 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: BUTT-ROCK STILL REIGNS SUPREME December 14th, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein UPDATED: Hey, so you what did you guys think of […]
New Stuff 140 THOSE FOUR SORTA-NEW METALLICA SONGS ARE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE NOW December 13th, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So as everyone and their mother is aware by now, […]
New Stuff 680 METALLICA PLAYED TWO MORE NEW SONGS FROM THE DEATH MAGNETIC SESSIONS: “HELL AND BACK” AND “REBEL OF BABYLON” December 12th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: I know the links keep getting pulled. I’ll try […]
The Webernets 220 FUN WITH WIKIPEDIA: JAMES HETFIELD IS NOW LITERALLY A TABLE December 9th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, this has already been taken down, but here’s a […]
New Stuff 650 THE END OF METALLICA MISERY IS “JUST A BULLET AWAY” December 8th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, Metallica performed a previously unreleased song from […]
New Stuff 630 GET ON THE METALLICA “HATE TRAIN” December 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Hate is a train That thunders aimless through my head […]
Br00tal-lists 510 ANALYSIS: ROLLING STONE NAMES 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS December 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF We at MetalSucks have dealt with the paradoxes involved with […]
Cinemetal 200 DARREN ARONOFSKY MADE A TERRIBLE VIDEO FOR LOUTALLICA’S “THE VIEW” December 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg After it was announced that director visionary director Darren Aronofsky […]
Question of the Week 1230 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT WAS THE WORST METAL ALBUM OF 2011? December 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
\m/ 370 DEFINE “TRUTH IN ADVERTISING” November 28th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg -AR [via… thanks to Brendan Collins for the tip!]
New Stuff 160 Rihanna Samples Metallica November 21st, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg One of the bonus tracks on Rihanna’s new album, Talk That […]
\m/ 240 METALLICA ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING COOL FOR ONCE November 16th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein We give Metallica a lot of shit ’round these parts. […]
Neilstein Soundscam 460 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: ANIMALS LAY DYING AS LEADERS November 16th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein It was a week of polar opposites: on one hand, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE RESPONDED TO THE RESPONSE TO THE RESPONSE November 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe we shoulda called it MetaSucks? ANYWAY, here’s some shit […]
