Haterade 0 Finally: Nickelback Fans Explain Why They Love the Band July 13th, 2017 at 10:32am Vince Neilstein Also: what band do Nickelback fans hate the most?
Black Collar Workers 0 These are the Best Selling Metal and Hard Rock Albums of 2017 Thus Far July 7th, 2017 at 2:31pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Metallica, Metallica, Metallica, and not Megadeth.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Corey Taylor: “Chad Kroeger is to Rock What KFC is to Chicken” June 28th, 2017 at 10:33am Axl Rosenberg But doesn’t everybody need a little KFC?
Black Collar Workers 0 Feed the Machine Has Nickelback’s Lowest First-Week Sales in Sixteen Years June 27th, 2017 at 9:43am Axl Rosenberg LOLOLOLOL
Worst Week Ever 0 Otep vs. Convalescence, Stone Sour vs. Nickelback, and More Feuds News You Might Have Missed This Week June 23rd, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We be beefin’.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Slipknot/Stone Sour Vocalist Corey Taylor on Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger: “He’s an Idiot” June 20th, 2017 at 3:57pm Axl Rosenberg The most entertaining beef of the summer heats up!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Chad Kroeger Says Stone Sour “Sound Like Nickelback Lite” June 19th, 2017 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg Kroeger just did Stone Sour a massive favor.
Pummeling Politics 0 One GOP Senator Pranked Another by Signing Him Up for Nickelback’s E-mail List June 17th, 2017 at 9:28am Axl Rosenberg Yuk yuk!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Grammys Screw Metallica, The Grammys Screw Megadeth, The Grammys Screw Everybody, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 17th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including Kittie, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dream Theater, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Arnold Schwarzenegger Says Nickelback Sucks, Nickelback Says the Pot is Calling the Kettle Black February 16th, 2017 at 1:38pm Axl Rosenberg Did Nickelback successfully defend themselves?
MSTV 0 Nickelback’s “Feed the Machine”… Goes METAL February 10th, 2017 at 3:35pm MetalSucks The most brutal rendition of a Nickelback song you’ve ever heard.
Worst Week Ever 0 Code Orange Fan Badly Hurt in a Mosh Pit, Tool’s Maynard James Keenan vs. Donald Trump, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 3rd, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including Converge, Suicide Silence, Emmure, and more.
New Stuff 0 Nickelback Release New Song; Suicide Hotline Operators Standing By February 1st, 2017 at 1:55pm Axl Rosenberg The good news is, it’s anti-Trump.
Slave to the Grind 0 The Night I Met Nickelback January 14th, 2017 at 8:20am MetalSucks “And that is the story about the time I met Nickelback, pissed off Chad Kroeger – and they bought me a drink.”
Metal in the Media 0 Mark Zuckerberg and Morgan Freeman Think Nickelback Suck, Too December 22nd, 2016 at 3:36pm Axl Rosenberg What happens when the Facebook founder asks his AI to “play us some good Nickelback songs.”
Metal in the Media 0 Watch the Hilarious Joke Saturday Night Live‘s Weekend Update Made About Nickelback and the Canadian Police December 4th, 2016 at 10:38am Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHA
Editorials 0 Nickelback Force Canadian Police to Rescind Drunk Driving Threat, Confirm Their Status as Fartknockers December 3rd, 2016 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg Fair enough. We’ll just have to spend twice as much time reminding the band how terrible they are.
Breaking the Law 0 Canadian Police Department Institutes New Punishment for Drunk Drivers: Having to Listen to Nickelback November 29th, 2016 at 5:46pm Axl Rosenberg BRUTAL.
New Stuff 0 Nickelback Cover Don Henley to Create the Ultimate Provocation of Elitist Nerd Rage August 25th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most unpopular super-popular entity ever created by California meets the most unpopular super-popular entity ever created by Canada.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week April 15th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Mastodon, Nachtmystium, Van Halen, and more.
