This Sucks 0 Report: Ozzy Spotted in Los Angeles May 9th, 2016 at 6:38pm Vince Neilstein The Black Sabbath frontman was spotted carrying his dog this morning after previous reports family had been unable to reach him.
This Sucks 0 Ozzy Osbourne is Missing May 9th, 2016 at 3:46pm Axl Rosenberg And apparently, so is the woman with whom he’s said to have had an affair.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ozzy And Sharon Osbourne Are Splitting Up May 8th, 2016 at 11:14am Emperor Rhombus Apparently over an affair between Ozzy and a celebrity hairstylist.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Heavy Metal Face Swaps March 11th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Man, it seems like everyone is obsessed with these face […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Black Sabbath: Final Album and Tour Coming in 2016 April 28th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So sayeth The Ozzman.
Cinemetal 0 The Osbournes Reboot Got Sharoned April 28th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus I hope they find out about it from this post.
Rampant Rumors 0 Black Sabbath: Not Dunzo After All? April 9th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Band won’t be playing their previously scheduled “farewell” concert in Japan.
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne Needs Surgery; Ozzfiesta Cancelled March 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But what KIND of surgery?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Metal Songs Would You Make Longer? Much Longer! March 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Many, many songs stay too long. But a few songs leave the party before the dip is warm.
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Join Fellow Senior Citizens in Las Vegas January 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s like a heavy metal Wayne Newton!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Jake E. Lee Says Sharon Osbourne Scammed Him December 11th, 2014 at 10:00am Anso DF The problem with the music business can be the music businesspeople.
Cinemetal 0 The Osbournes Television Show Officially a Thing Again November 14th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Life is worth living again.
Cinemetal 0 The Osbournes Television Show Might Be a Thing Again November 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So fuck you, Twin Peaks.
Black Collar Workers 0 Ozzy Says Sharon Osbourne Will Decide Whether or Not Bill Ward Returns to Black Sabbath November 3rd, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Was that supposed to be a secret? Oops. Sorry!”
Vicious Vacation 0 Ozzy Osbourne Promises Total Boredom, Playful Racism at New Festival October 15th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called Ozzfiesta. Because it’s in Mexico. Get it?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy: Don’t Blame Me for Wacky 9/11 Statements October 10th, 2014 at 11:20am Anso DF Ozzy’s statements were “twisted,” says Ozzy
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack September 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He has literally become a bad joke from a Ron Howard movie.
What the...?? 0 Sharon Osbourne Slit Her Wrists to Prove She’d Die for Ozzy September 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Obviously, she failed.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Grammy Chowder: Sharon Osbourne Throws Food At The Truth January 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Anso DF It’s like 30 years ago our drunk uncle married a syphilitic hairdresser.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Absolutely Not Best Albums Of 2013 December 6th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Which 2013 metal album doesn’t quite work out?
