Public Service Announcement 0 Ted “Nostradamus” Nugent Predicts 9/11 Anniversary Attacks, Advises Americans and Europeans to Stock Up on Firearms September 8th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Only assholes are outgunned!” warns the guitarist.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Psycho Analysis: Diagnose Yourself Based on Your Favorite Band September 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like the DSM, only metal!
New Stuff 0 Sammy Hagar and Ted Nugent are Good at Words June 9th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think they spent fifteen whole seconds writing these lyrics.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Oderus Urungus Returned to His Home Planet March 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In addition to Dave Brockie, this week’s top stories include Megadeth, Ted Nugent, the Melvins, Emmure, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 That Time Ted Nugent Defended South African Apartheid March 27th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “All men are not created equal,” Nugent asserted in a 1990 interview.
Greatest Hits 0 For $16,000, Ted Nugent Will Stay the F*ck Away From Your Town March 25th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It would be a steal at twice the price.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Korn’s Jonathan Davis Joins the Dave Mustaine/Ted Nugent Conservative Nutcase Alliance February 19th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg SMERSH.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent Compares Jewish Movie Mogul Harvey Weinstein to Nazi Joseph Goebbels January 21st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ted Nugent: Making the NRA look smart for more than sixty years!
Editorials 0 Ted Nugent’s Wife Finds Out the Hard Way That You’re Not Allowed to Bring a Gun on an Airplane September 3rd, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Successfully Underwent Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery July 19th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg To the victors go the spoils…
Editorials 0 Ted Nugent Calls Trayvon Martin a “Thug,” Says “Non-Racist America Rejoices” Because George Zimmerman was Acquitted July 16th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Martin Luther King Jr. is rolling over in his grave” because of accusations that Zimmerman is a racist, writes The Nuge.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Introduced The Worst Week Ever Playlist April 19th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It will be updated weekly with songs pertaining to the week’s top stories.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent: Officially a Liar April 18th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He should be dead or in prison by now.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ted Nugent: “My Music is Black and I’m Proud!” February 22nd, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Uhhh…
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
What the...?? 0 Ted Nugent is Going to The State of the Union February 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hope someone pats him down first!
Metal in the Media 0 Ted Nugent Was on Piers Morgan, Seemed Very Intelligent February 6th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of those statements is actually true.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Metal Ran Hollywood January 31st, 2013 at 1:30pm MetalSucks The movies would be a much more br00tal place…
Rampant Rumors 0 Who Will Be on Gigantour 2013? January 25th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And what label signed Megadeth?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ted Nugent and Dee Snider Are in Love January 24th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Also, Ted Nugent tweets like a tween girl.
