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Duff McKagan Could Have Saved Kurt Cobain AND Philip Seymour Hoffman
May 6th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

He saw both celebrities shortly before they died. Not a good look.


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Thoughts From Tom G. Warrior Wearing a Goofy Mascot Head at Euro Disneyland
April 29th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus

A look into the crappy day job of the Triptykon frontman.


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Weiland Sense No Scott Make
April 22nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The former Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver vocalist now claims he “had no idea who” who the members of Art of Anarchy were when he agreed to accept money to sing on their album.


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Diesel is Selling a $298 Denim Jacket with Fake Metal Band Patches on It
April 22nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

And matching pants!


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Nothing Like A Metalcore Cover of The Police’s “Roxanne” To Make You Wonder If God Is Dead
April 17th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus

I WON’T SHARE YOU WITH ANOTHER BRRRRRRRRY!


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36 Crazyfists’s Brock Lindow Doesn’t Believe Global Warming is Real
April 17th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

Nope, it’s definitely not happening!


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Varg Vikernes Wrote an RPG Book
April 16th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein

MYFAROG bills itself as “a role-playing game based on European values, geography, (pre-) history, mythology, traditions and morals, [that] will offer you the opportunity to play a game in accordance with your own European nature.”


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Vital Remains’ Brian Werner Releases Statement Regarding Mid-Show Tiff with Club Owner Over Jesus and Cross Hanging on Stage
April 10th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Werner, who is also a High Priest in the Satanic Temple, says that he “meant no disrespect to the club.”


What the...?? 0
Vital Remains Get into Mid-Show Tiff with Club Owner Over Jesus and Cross Hanging on Stage
April 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

“Fuck that fuckin’ piece of shit hangin’ on that fuckin’ cross. He can suck my fuckin’ cock in hell, and maybe you should look into what bands you book before we get in here!”


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Varg Vikernes: “Appreciate and Protect Your Race. Mother Nature Made it Like it is For a Reason.”
April 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

“We, fellow Europeans and Asians, are NOT African.”


What the...?? 0
Royal Thunder’s Mlny Parsonz Opens Up About Being in a Cult
March 31st, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

The Royal Thunder frontwoman offers a candid recount of a scary experience she had with the cult.


What the...?? 0
Fake H&M/Strong Scene Productions Bands Announced for Tuska Open Air Festival
March 30th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

And Tuska’s organizers are the ones who did the announcing. Really.


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Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]
March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.


What the...?? 0
A Band Called Ruby Isle Completely Recorded Guns N’ Roses’ Appetite for Destruction As An Electronica Album
March 20th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Time for a dance party!


Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0
Men Without ‘Rat’s: A Tale of Voivod’s Unlikely 1991 Collaborator
February 25th, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF

Bonus: A fond remembrance of Denis “Piggy” D’Amour


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Little Person Performs Burlesque Tributes to King Diamond and Iron Maiden, Makes Us Question Our Sanity
February 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Uhhh… well… hm… let’s see… uhh… yeahhhhhhhh.


What the...?? 0
A Hungarian Band Tries to Make a Metal Video. First You’ll Be Shocked, Then You’ll Be Inspired!
January 30th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

World, meet Cool Head Klan.


What the...?? 0
“Newborns”: Revocation’s Dave Davidson and Job for a Cowboy’s Nick Schendzielos Made the Most Disturbing Video Ever
January 22nd, 2015 at 6:00pm Axl Rosenberg

WARNING: This will definitely give you nightmares.


What the...?? 0
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Tour Grossed $51 Million in 52 Days
January 13th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

Absolutely insane numbers are absolutely insane.


What the...?? 0
Marilyn Manson is a Never Nude
January 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!!


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