What the…??

Varg Vikernes, fresh off his release from a French prison after being held on suspected terrorist charges, has posted a series of three blogs detailing his arrest, time in prison, his subsequent release and the paparazzi storm that has followed.

But he’ll still have to appear in court!

Vikernes is a “family man” who smiles a lot.

Varg Vikernes was arrested yesterday in France on suspicion of […]

Vikernes is suspected of planning a “massacre.”

This no make good sense.

Is this plagiarism? Coincidence? Or just an unfortunate byproduct of image licensing?

He’ll try to set a new world record by drumming for 24 consecutive hours.

Some of this is funny and some of it just sucks.

Is this an homage, or an insult???

Only his stylist knows for sure.

Here’s a great way to teach your kids about metal AND give them nightmares.

A cover of “Killing in the Name” that removes the “rage” from Rage Against the Machine.

He’s not the actor Loren Dean, either.

Sepultura’s Andreas Kisser interviewed by puppets for Brazilian children’s show.

Enjoy some levity with your tragedy.

When I read interviews with this dude, I feel like he’s Chris Tucker and I’m Jackie Chan and no, I do not understand the words that are coming out of his mouth.

Is it a full moon out or something?!?!

Speechless.

Talk about shit luck.