Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ghost: No Longer Called “Ghost” February 5th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Uh, okay.
What the...?? 0 “You Know You Want It”: Bret Michaels’ Dance Song is the Best Thing Ever January 29th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the...?? 0 Japanese Metal Vocalist Endorses Tenga’s Deep Throat Cup for Masturbatory Pleasure January 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Everything in the headline is true.
Greatest Hits 0 I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords January 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Robot band covers Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades,” we prepare for Judgment Day.
What the...?? 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Found His Dog January 4th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg But what I really wanna talk about is that gun!
What the...?? 0 Scientists Decide Disgusting Hairy Six-Legged Pest Reminds Them of Dave Mustaine December 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New species of tarantula named in the Megadeth mainman’s honor.
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Would Make Love to Chester Bennington December 13th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He would. He would make love to him.
What the...?? 0 Listen to Four Minutes and Thirteen Seconds of Devin Townsend and Fear Factory Farting December 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I am being 100% serious.
What the...?? 0 Nuno Bettencourt Viciously Attacked by Bad Chroma Key, Rihanna Music November 21st, 2012 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Extreme guitarist does everything he can to maintain his dignity during Saturday Night Live performance.
What the...?? 0 Dj Slashba is Modest, Has a Firm Grasp of Reality November 19th, 2012 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg What do Steve Jobs, Walt Disney, and the Guns N’ Roses guitarist have in common?
What the...?? 0 Nikki Sixx’s The Heroin Diaries is Coming to Broadway November 16th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll believe it when I see it. Or someone else sees it. I really would not want to actually sit through it.
What the...?? 0 Mike Portnoy Thinks Life is a Musical November 8th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ve heard of an on-stage rant… well here’s an on-stage rap.
What the...?? 0 Converge Take You on a Tour of the Nastiest Venue Bathroom EVER November 2nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Puke-inducing video footage of a really grose venue bathroom on Converge’s current tour.
What the...?? 0 A Brilliant Publicity Stunt, An Incredibly Stupid Act October 22nd, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Blood Duster are taking a stand against… well, nothing, really.
What the...?? 0 WHAT… THE… F*CKING… F*CK…. October 15th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yeah my brain pretty much melted when I saw that, […]
What the...?? 0 INADVERTENTLY HILARIOUS VIDEO OF THE DAY: CRAZY OLD MAN INTERVIEWS A LIFE ONCE LOST’S DOUG SABOLICK October 11th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was scouring YouTube last night looking for the really […]
Not Quite Metal? 0 JAPANESE DRUMMER REALLY WISHES HE WAS IN A METAL BAND October 10th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s nothing I can tell you about this without spoiling […]
New Stuff 0 TRASH TALK UNVEIL NEW SONG, PERFORM WITH… LIL’ WAYNE October 5th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this year, Trash Talk signed with hip-hop label Odd […]
What the...?? 0 VINCE NEIL, PORN STAR LISA ANN TEACH TEENAGERS ABOUT “GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS” September 27th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Lisa Ann is a porn star who gained some mainstream […]
What the...?? 0 HOLY SH*T: KISS HAVE UNLOCKED THE SECRETS OF TIME TRAVEL September 26th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Okay, so I was reading this interview with Paul Stanley […]
