Lolz 0 W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Does Not Understand How Hallucinogenics Work November 11th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “It’s impossible that any men could have written [the Bible] without divine inspiration.” My college sketchpads disagree.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dan Spitz Pulls Out Big Guns, Calls Anthrax “Fairytale Tellers” November 2nd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Poorly-worded shots FIRED.
Br00tal-lists 0 Suggested Heavy Metal Campaign Songs for the 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates September 25th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Rock the vote.
Editorials 0 Tom Araya Hoping for a Post-Slayer-Retirement Career at Burger King July 29th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “When’s my 401(k) kick in, dude?”
Reviews 0 KEN Mode’s Success: A Good Record, if Not a Good Metal Record June 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks On their new album, the band’s creative risks and artistic evolution pay off.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Dumbest Hair Metal Jams Ever! April 10th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks If there is an argument against Hair Metal, these are five of them!
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Marked Out/Missed The Mark — Wrestlemania 31 April 1st, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie reviews the biggest pro-wrestling event of the year.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Best Metal Albums of 2013, As Chosen by Metal Musicians Themselves — Part VII December 6th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Featuring selections from members of Job for a Cowboy, Becoming the Archetype, Anciients, and IKILLYA.
Grand Slams 0 Grand Slams: The Stretch Run September 3rd, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Becoming the Archetype’s Seth Hecox goes in-depth on the current playoff races around the MLB as the season enters its final month.
Friggin' Danzig 0 Glenn Danzig Compares Democrats to Fascists August 19th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg And his argument is predicated upon the existence of group that was fifty percent Republican.
What the...?? 0 Scott Ian Doesn’t Remember Neil Turbin February 21st, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg This makes me metal thrashing mad.
Cinemetal 0 How to Destroy Angels Enter the “Ice Age” November 28th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Trent Reznor and company team up with the director of The Road and Lawless for new clip.
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE NO LONGER FELT POWERLESS September 30th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, clearly, Mark Hunter wins V.I.P. of the week, and […]
What the...?? 120 METAL MUSICIAN RORSCHACH TESTS August 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I haven’t a clue how the folks (folk?) at Blot […]
Interviews 140 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY INTERVIEWS AQUARIUS RECORDS’ ALLAN HORROCKS AND ANDEE CONNORS ABOUT HOLIDAY SHOPPING AND THE BEST ALBUMS OF THE YEAR December 17th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Allan Horrocks and Andee Connors run Aquarius Records in San […]
Music Dorkery 600 FUN WITH MISHEARD SONG LYRICS October 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks At the Accept show I went to last week, I […]
Green Eggs and Slam 90 SAMANTHA MALONEY TALKS TO SERGEANT D. ABOUT BROTHER CLYDE, SHIFT, MOTLEY CRUE AND MORE July 23rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D Samantha Maloney is one of the unsung veterans of the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 330 THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD COVER ART IS A REAL NIGHTMARE June 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “nightmare,” I mean “I actually think it’s pretty […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 90 GUESS WHO’S COMING TO NEW ENGLAND METAL & HARDCORE FEST April 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Last year, my esteemed colleagues Vince Neilstein and Van Arseface […]
Interviews 400 FROM PHIL ANSELMO TO DEALMAKING DEMOCRATS, JELLO BIAFRA TAKES US TO SCHOOL January 20th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Jello Biafra is one of the very few people living […]