Reviews 0 Portal’s Ion Is like Getting Punched by a Pinch-Harmonic Black Hole January 25th, 2018 at 12:43pm Maximus Pro-anti.
Greatest Hits 0 Etienne Sin: What the Actual Fuck January 25th, 2018 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is funny, terrible, embarrassing, and depressing, all at once!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Besra’s “Dwell in Gloom” January 25th, 2018 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Post-metal fans, meet your new favorite band.
New Stuff 0 How About One Last “Volatile” New Song from Machine Head Before Catharsis Drops? January 25th, 2018 at 11:04am Axl Rosenberg “Break it, smash it, burn it to the ground!”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Dimmu Borgir Unveil Title, Artwork and Release Date of Their First Studio Album in Over 7 Years January 25th, 2018 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg “Time is an illusion, bruh.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2018: Vile Creature, Cast of Static and Smoke January 25th, 2018 at 9:50am MetalSucks A gorgeous corpse flower of doom.
Cinemetal 0 Fantasy Casting the Rest of Mötley Crüe’s The Dirt Movie January 24th, 2018 at 4:10pm Axl Rosenberg Who should play Axl Rose, Pamela Anderson, and David Lee Roth? We have some suggestions…
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Grab Bag of Metal Goodies! January 24th, 2018 at 3:07pm Axl Rosenberg Looks like the inside of my niece’s diaper.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2018: Hands of Despair, Well of the Disquieted January 24th, 2018 at 2:44pm MetalSucks Miss Opeth when they were “growly”? Boy oh boy, do we have a record for you!
Cinemetal 0 Watch a New Video Interview with the Cast and Crew of Lords of Chaos January 24th, 2018 at 2:36pm Axl Rosenberg The producers promise they’ve made “something much greater than just a heavy metal murder movie.”
Tour de Force 0 Sleep Announce U.S. Tour January 24th, 2018 at 12:57pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t — ahem! — SLEEP on these dates! (See what we did there?)
New Stuff 0 Dead Empires’ “the Form” Will Give You the Most Pleasurable Seizure of Your Life January 24th, 2018 at 12:10pm Axl Rosenberg “Rock and roll never felt so good.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will #$@&%*! Your Face Off in 2018: Harakiri for the Sky, Arson January 24th, 2018 at 11:37am Jeff Treppel Harakiri for the Sky articulate their melancholy using the tragic template set by genre titans Agalloch and Drudkh.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ghoul and Dismemberment “Beefing” on Twitter January 24th, 2018 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg 99.9% sure this is a joke.
Moppet Metal 0 Video: Mother of the Year Brings Her Infant Child into a Wall of Death January 24th, 2018 at 10:04am Axl Rosenberg “Hello, Child Services?”
Breaking the Law 0 Daughter of Late Slipknot Bassist Paul Gray Wins Settlement January 23rd, 2018 at 4:53pm Axl Rosenberg Available details are minimal, though.
Tweet Twat 0 Aborted Comment on Mike Portnoy’s Inability to Read Their Logo January 23rd, 2018 at 3:59pm Vince Neilstein Wow this is so important
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will Shtupp Your Face Off in 2018: Broken Cross, Militant Misanthrope January 23rd, 2018 at 1:21pm Emperor Rhombus This crotch-blistering blast of nasty Swedish thrash with just-ate-an-Oreo vocals is sure to scratch that itch (you know the one).
Editorials 0 Kerry King’s Wife Says the Slayer Guitarist Has No Plans to Stop Making Music January 23rd, 2018 at 11:56am Axl Rosenberg But what will that music is sound like?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Life of Agony Officially Split with Drummer Sal Abruscato; Replacement Announced January 23rd, 2018 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg His successor has performed with Jeff Beck, Carmine Appice, and others.
