Metal in the Media 0 Watch Metallica Sing Rihanna’s “Diamonds” in New Carpool Karaoke Trailer February 16th, 2017 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein Also: more footage of their karaoke session of “Enter Sandman” at a supermarket deli meat counter.
Metal Merch 0 What’s Your Favorite Vintage Metal T-Shirt? February 2nd, 2017 at 1:10pm MetalSucks We just hope you didn’t spend too much money on it.
Music Dorkery 0 Hey, It’s a Metal Version of George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” January 25th, 2017 at 1:34pm Vince Neilstein Also: Sexy Sax Man, because why not.
What the...?? 0 PayPal User Suspended for Purchasing an Isis Shirt December 15th, 2016 at 2:34pm Axl Rosenberg That’ll show the terrorists who’s boss.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal GF’s Top Eleven Non-Metal Albums of 2016 December 7th, 2016 at 2:04pm MetalSucks Includes Beyoncé, Kanye, Raffi, and more.
Editorials 0 Nickelback Force Canadian Police to Rescind Drunk Driving Threat, Confirm Their Status as Fartknockers December 3rd, 2016 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg Fair enough. We’ll just have to spend twice as much time reminding the band how terrible they are.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Vocalist Phil Lewis Quits L.A. Guns, Prepares Launch of L.A. Guns December 2nd, 2016 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg The Vicious Circle continues.
Breaking the Law 0 Canadian Police Department Institutes New Punishment for Drunk Drivers: Having to Listen to Nickelback November 29th, 2016 at 5:46pm Axl Rosenberg BRUTAL.
The Webernets 0 Slipknot Fans Got Catfished by a Fictional Corey Taylor Account October 5th, 2016 at 9:42am Emperor Rhombus “Hi, I’m Corey Taylor, prince of Nigeria. I have noticed you are a good Christian, and need your help…”
The Bravest Man In Metal 0 Who Should Be More Grateful to Metallica: Diamond Head or The Misfits? September 28th, 2016 at 11:34am Kevin Stewart-Panko Metallica’s impact upon the careers of the Misfits and Diamond Head cannot be understated. Which band did they help more?
Metal Ways To Die 0 Metal Ways To Die: Impalement September 7th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus All. Up. Ins.
Br00tal-lists 0 Deftones’ Chino Moreno Discussed Some of His Favorite Songs September 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg He also reveals which Deftones’ song he’s most proud of.
Metal in the Media 0 According To Yahoo News, Will Smith Joined Suicide Silence August 17th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus GRRRRTTING JRRRRGGY WRRTH RRT.
Book Reviews 0 Lord of the C**k Rings: A Critical Look at Dave Brockie’s Towers Two RPG July 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm Jeff Treppel The game includes many of Brockie’s and Gwar’s motifs, such as cannibalism, bestiality, phallic humor, pigs, blood and monsters with dumb names.
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Attended an Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting in Sweden July 11th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus How do you do the ‘anonymous’ part when you’re the prince of fucking darkness?
Tour de Force 0 Kataklysm to Tour North America with Carach Angren June 30th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Breaching the Americas.
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? Anso DF’s Best Of 2016 … So Far June 7th, 2016 at 5:00pm Anso DF Featuring Deftones, Cobalt, Abbath, and more.
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy’s Instagram Account Got Hacked June 6th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Kind of hilariously, too.
This Sucks 0 Former Megadeth Drummer Nick Menza Has Died at the Age of 51 May 22nd, 2016 at 7:33am MetalSucks He went out while playing a gig with his band Ohm.
Music Dorkery 0 Here Are All The Times the Original Doom Used Pantera, Metallica, and Slayer Parts May 17th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus “Inspired by” or “taken from?” You be the judge.