Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Jim Breuer Announces “New” Band and Record Deal January 7th, 2016 at 10:30am Phil Boozeman Expect a mixture of his stand up and metal with a lot of Breuer screaming into a microphone at random pitches.
Metal Merch 0 Awesome New All Shall Perish Shirt Takes on Presidential Candidates January 7th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg #feelthebern
Metal in the Media 0 Presenting the Heavy Metal Press Release Mad Lib January 6th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since every press release is virtually identical anyway…
Admin 0 Announcing the Winter 2016 Unsigned Band Promopalooza! January 6th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks A mere $100 gets your unsigned bands exposure on some of the biggest websites in metal.
Metal Merch 0 Abbath Makes Snow Globes Now January 6th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The former Immortal frontman is now truly a Blizzard Beast At the Heart of Winter.
Metal in the Media 0 Sign This Petition for Newly Discovered Heavy Metal Element to Be Named “Lemmium” after Lemmy January 6th, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein After all, Lemmy was the embodiment of heavy metal itself.
New Stuff 0 Pop N’ Inverloch January 6th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces new album, streams title track.
Tour de Force 0 Holy Grail to Head Out on Tour With Black Tusk For Two Months This Winter/Spring January 6th, 2016 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein You headbang fast to one band, then you headbang slow to the next.
The Webernets 0 Turns Out All Sunn O))) Needed to be Interesting is a Little John Coltrane January 6th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get on the Co)))ltrane.
New Stuff 0 Aegaeon Return With Punishing New Track, First in Over Two Years January 6th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The band’s got a new lineup and a fantastic new song.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mötley Crüe Release Teaser for Concert Film of Final Show January 6th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Not quite the same ol’ situation.
New Stuff 0 Stream Venomous Concept Silly January 6th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Brutal Napalm Death Truth returns.
Metal Legacies 0 Scott Weiland’s Ex-Wife Files Court Documents to be Named Executor of His Will January 6th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Weiland never updated his will after re-marrying in 2013.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Analysis: Steel Panther’s Upcoming Acoustic Album Not A Pit Stop January 6th, 2016 at 11:00am Anso DF A significant public service from Steel Panther!
New Stuff 0 The Anchor Make Shepherd’s Pie with The Ghost Inside January 6th, 2016 at 10:30am Phil Boozeman Learn to cook AND bang your head.
Metal Legacies 0 Lemmy’s Funeral is Going to be Broadcast on the Web January 6th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus No worries if you can’t make it out to the Sunset Strip.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 The First Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week for 2016! Win a Swag Goody Bag!!! January 5th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here we go again…
...And F*ck You Too 0 Some Poor Bastard is Going to “Win” a Tattoo of Chris Fronzak’s Face January 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like winning an injection of ebola.
Cinemetal 0 Metal Church Shot Their New Music Video Inside a Nuclear Power Plant Cooling Tower January 5th, 2016 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein And their new song “No Tomorrow” rips!
Tour de Force 0 Intronaut to Play Entire New Album on Tour with The Ocean and North January 5th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Get dates in here!
0 - Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It
