Editorials 0 New Study Declares Folk Metal Racist and Sexist, Sort Of November 5th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus You know, because of all the Frank Frazetta shit.
Metal Etiquette 0 Ozzy to Formally Apologize for Pissing on The Alamo November 5th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The prince of darkness makes it official.
Music Dorkery 0 Periphery’s Misha Mansoor Demos a Brand New Song (with Orchestra!) for Toontrack November 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Dude craps out good riffs in his sleep.
Music Dorkery 0 Watch Marty Friedman Rip on this EMGtv Clip November 5th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein He plays “Amagi Goe” from his 2009 album Tokyo Jukebox.
Metal in the Media 0 Skeletonwitch Appear on TV Show Limitless November 5th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein I wasn’t previously familiar with the new CBS TV show […]
Poll 0 Informal Reader Poll: Who Are The 1% of Metal? November 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Who are the greedy bastards undeservedly getting all the money and acclaim?
Lolz 0 Writing and Recording of New Tool Album Delayed Again While Maynard Rearranges His Sock Drawer November 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Despite successfully reuniting this past weekend for a Halloween show, […]
Haterade 0 Nu-Metalcore Band Sharks in Your Mouth Demonstrate that Linkin Park Could Be Far Worse November 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Change your status from “About to Break” to “Broke.”
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Rob Zombie, Godsmack, Mastodon, Soulfly and Others Earn to Play Shows? November 4th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
Haterade 0 JNCOs Announces Fresh Designs; Nu-Metal Apocalypse Draws Nearer November 4th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg You’re a metalhead, so I’m going to assume you know […]
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s Decrepit Birth Drummer Samus Paulicelli’s Judas Priest Spoof, “Taking a Dump” November 4th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Because hey, maybe nothing’s made you gag so far today.
New Stuff 0 Prog Double-Shot: Stream the New Good Tiger and Mestis Albums in Full November 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Get your ears in here for some excellent new music from some prog metal all stars.
This Sucks 0 Cro-Mags’ John Joseph Offers Health Update on Bad Brains’ Dr. Know November 4th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus “He’s improving and he feels all the love.”
MSTV 0 “Can You Smell My Fart” Bring Me The Horizon Parody Video November 4th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks World-famous hand-farter Guy First parody’s Bring Me The Horizon’s “Can You Feel My Heart” with his full band… and plenty of flatulence.
Metal Tech 0 Behold Finland’s Metalhead Emoji November 4th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus All other countries, leave the hall.
Studio Stuff 0 Baroness: Drummer Sebastian Thomson Profiled in Lastest Making Purple Video November 4th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nice chains, bruh.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Faith No More Announces 30th Anniversary Edition of We Care a Lot November 4th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s a dirty album, but someone’s gotta reissue it.
New Stuff 0 Stream the New Haunted Shores EP Viscera — Featuring Periphery’s Mark Holcomb and Misha Mansoor — in Full! November 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Very different than Periphery, but very good.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Avenged Sevenfold Recruit Former Bad4Good Drummer November 4th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He was also in Infectious Grooves and Bad Religion. But I mean, c’mon. BAD4GOOD!!!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Romanian Prime Minister Resigns in the Wake of Club Fire Catastrophe November 4th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus “I assume the moral blame.”
