Green Eggs and Slam 0 HOW 2 ACT WHEN U MEET UR FAVORITE BAND August 22nd, 2014 at 12:40pm Sergeant D A how-to guide by the industry expert, Sergeant D.
The Webernets 0 Ten Signs You’re a Metal Troll August 22nd, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein May as well be called “Ten Signs You’re a MetalSucks Commenter.”
This Sucks 0 The Faceless Were in a Van Accident in Canada August 22nd, 2014 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Everyone is OK!
Viral Vomit 0 There’s a Babymetal Song about Bacon, Lion’s Booty, Donkeys and Old Dead Guys August 22nd, 2014 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Misheard lyric video is entertaining.
New Stuff 0 Good Morning! Here’s a New Scar Symmetry Song Called “Limits to Infinity” August 22nd, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Death Jovi to the max.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Metal Warz T-Shirt! August 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Get nerdy with us.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Electric Wizard Enchant the Cover of October’s 10th Anniversary Issue August 21st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The cover story of Decibel’s 10th anniversary issue is rife with controversy and shit-talk!
New Stuff 0 Check Out Devil You Know / All Shall Perish Guitarist Francesco Artusato’s New Solo Track “Gates of Reason” August 21st, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Do you like solo instrumental metal? Get in here!
Cinemetal 0 Korn Take on “Haters” in New Crowd-Sourced Music Video About Bullying August 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein In which Vince attempts not to bad-mouth the band.
Necrolust 0 Necrolust: The Best of Eistnaflug August 21st, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Grim Kim highlights the best Icelandic metal bands she saw at the Eistnaflug festival this summer.
Metal in the Media 0 OK, Fine: Here’s a Photo of Rihanna Wearing a Judas Priest T-Shirt August 21st, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein OMG SHE PROBABLY DOESN’T KNOW ANY JUDAS PRIEST SONG HERP A DERP A DERP
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Today in Album Teasers: Samples of New Music from Obituary and Rosetta August 21st, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Oh God these teaser videos are so annoying.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Lago, “The Tyranny of Men” August 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein BECAUSE DEATH METAL!
New Stuff 0 Listen to “Arise and Purify,” the First New Sanctuary Track in 25 Years August 21st, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein It sounds kinda like Nevermore… but not really.
Cinemetal 0 Trash Talk’s Bad Trip is Your Gain in New Video for “The Great Escape” August 21st, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Kind of like Four Loko but even worse, if you can imagine that.
Art Attack 0 Here’s the Cover Artwork for At the Gates’ Forthcoming New Album At War with Reality August 21st, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s pretty neat, I guess. Now can we have some new music please?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s a Video of “The Looking Glass” from Dream Theater’s Forthcoming DVD/BluRay Set Breaking the Fourth Wall August 21st, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein PROG NERDS UNITE!!!
Not Quite Metal? 0 Hilarious Video: A Day To Remember’s Neil Westfall Learns “How To Be Metal” August 21st, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein And he does a pretty good job of it!
Viral Vomit 0 Videos: Corey Taylor, Mike Portnoy, Charlie Benante and Other Metal Cebrities Taking the A.L.S. Ice Bucket Challenge August 21st, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Has the viral trend jumped the shark or does it not matter because it’s for a good cause?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 You’re Invited To Team Sleep’s Recording Sessions August 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Anso DF Heck, they might need your chops in a pinch!
0 - Type O Negative’s Peter Steele Once Punched Chino Moreno In The Face for Inciting an Onstage Riot
