Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $500, You Can Pester Tool About Their New Album in Person October 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Also, fuck the homeless.” -David Cross
Moppet Metal 0 These Kids Have Forever Redeemed Tool For Me July 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg These kids > Breaking Benjamin.
Haterade 0 Breaking Benjamin Have Forever Ruined TOOL For Me July 13th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince has a startling realization: that TOOL are to blame for an entire generation of butt rock bands.
\m/ 0 Which Metal Cover of Led Zeppelin’s “No Quarter” is the Best; Tool, Exhumed, Crowbar or Dark Castle? June 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Because FUCKING LED ZEPPELIN
Studio Stuff 0 This May or May Not Be New Tool Music May 4th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Adam Jones takes to Instagram to post fifteen seconds of… something.
Whoops 0 Tool/U2 Vinyl Fiasco Definitively Proves Existence of God April 21st, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg IT’S A MIRACLE!!!
Breaking the Law 0 Tool Settle Art Lawsuit, Officially Out of Excuses Not to Make a New Album March 16th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg And we have Randy Rhoads to thank for it.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Maynard James Keenan Offers Latest Tool Non-Update Update February 27th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg What a tool.
Metal Merch 0 Tool Too Busy Making Blankets to Record New Album February 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, that’s one way to get rid of some old merch you can’t sell.
Studio Stuff 0 Tool are in the Studio… Maybe… Probably Not February 16th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCKKKKKKK
New Stuff 0 Two New Metal Supergroups Worth Knowing About Involving Members of Metallica, Torche, Tool and Mastodon February 9th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Plus: listen to some new music from the Mastodon + Tool group.
Tweet Twat 0 Tool Issue Non-Update Update on New Album January 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A child born today will be in college before this fucking thing comes out.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Tool, Deftones and More Earn to Play Shows? November 21st, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Also: Carcass, Meshuggah, and more.
\m/ 0 Watch Primus Cover “Ænema” with Tool Drummer Danny Carey September 15th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Sort of, basically.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 This is What New Tool Music Will Sound Like July 28th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Guitarist Adam Jones sheds some light onto the band’s mysterious writing process.
Black Collar Workers 0 Adam Jones and Danny Carey Blame Lawsuit for Delay of New Tool Album July 15th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Depressing” case is costing the band millions and “draining their creative energy.”
New Stuff 0 Listen to the First New Tool Riff in, Like, a Bajillion Years June 30th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, it’s not actually for a new Tool song.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Remembering Tool’s Lateralus June 27th, 2014 at 3:20pm Anso DF Tool’s third album debuted at number one. It should’ve gotten the Nobel Prize, too.
New Stuff 0 Almost As Good As New Tool Music: Stream Ex-Tool Bassist Paul D’Amour’s New Lesser Key EP Right Now! April 1st, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein It sounds a lot like Tool! We like!
What the...?? 0 Note to Self: Never Hire Maynard from Tool’s Interior Decorator March 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tool vocalist selling garish home for nearly $3 million.