Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 650 #8: VAN HALEN March 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar “Black Sabbath,” the first song off the first album by […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 490 STRAPPING YOUNG LAD November 17th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Okay. I started SYL in 1993 after hearing Soul Of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]
This Sucks 930 BUTCH LESBIAN QUITS ATTACK ATTACK!; FUTURE OF CRABCORE IN QUESTION? October 22nd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, October 19th, 2009 – a date which will live […]
The Hard R 1680 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE ON “BORROWING IDEAS” AND TALKING SH*T September 21st, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I haven’t done a blog in a while because the […]
Cinemetal 340 BEFORE THERE WAS COURTNEY LOVE, THERE WAS THE GREAT KAT September 18th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Courtney Love is – no […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 320 KRIST NOVOSELIC WONT LET COURTNEY LOVE COMPLETELY RUIN NIRVANA’S LEGACY September 2nd, 2009 at 3:45pm Gary Suarez We’ve all been cringing at Courtney Love’s latest desecration of […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 210 COURTNEY LOVE BELIEVES AN AMERICAN EXPRESS BILL DETERMINES HER RIGHTS TO HOLE July 15th, 2009 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez When I first heard that Courtney Love was going to […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 170 COURTNEY LOVE’S FACE MAKES BABIES CRY February 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Huffington Post is reporting that Courtney Love and The […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
Editorials 210 HERE ARE THE METAL-RELATED NOMINEES FOR SOME AWARD NO ONE IN HIS OR HER RIGHT MIND SHOULD GIVE A FLYING F*CK ABOUT December 7th, 2007 at 3:19pm Axl Rosenberg More succinctly, the MetalSucks-relevant Grammy nominees are… Best Metal Performance: […]
Editorials 40 COURTNEY LOVE ATTEMPTS TO CALL THE IRS November 20th, 2007 at 3:40pm Vince Neilstein According to her latest blog post, Courtney Love has attempted […]
Cinemetal 40 BACK WHEN THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS WERE STILL COOL September 10th, 2007 at 12:50pm Vince Neilstein Our friend Allyson over at Bring Back Glam has reminded […]
Oh Don Piano! 4500 STUDY PROVES THAT ROCK STARS REALLY DO DIE YOUNG September 4th, 2007 at 1:37pm Vince Neilstein In the “duh” category, Idolator has alerted us to a […]
Editorials 20 THE NIRVANA NEVERMIND BABY GROWS UP July 10th, 2007 at 11:33am Vince Neilstein What would it feel like to have your dingle captured […]
Editorials 1 FORGET THE CHILDREN, PRAY FOR THE PRODUCERS April 19th, 2007 at 1:29pm Axl Rosenberg Scott Burns is a legend in metal history- and a […]
Editorials 1 R.I.P. LAYNE STALEY April 19th, 2007 at 10:47am Vince Neilstein Five years ago today police discovered the remains of the […]
Music Dorkery 0 Artificial Intelligence Wrote a “New” Nirvana Song That Sounds Just Like Nirvana April 5th, 2021 at 1:55pm Vince Neilstein An AI bot used 30 Nirvana songs as inputs to generate a “new” one.