The suit claims that the band wants to make as much bank as possible before Ivan Moody’s addiction devours him.

Why he was hospitalized is not yet known.

Although the band attempted “to work with the local promoter and authorities to ensure that security would be adequate,” they ultimately were unable ” to ensure that our fans would be safe at the event.”

Who farted?

The FFDP frontman puts Kanye on blast, then goes on an incoherent Kanye-like rant of his own.

What, you’re surprised?

Ten conclusions that can be drawn about the industry and the metal scene from FFDP’s besting of Iron Maiden.

Don’t worry, you’ll still have no clue what’s actually happening by the time you finish reading this.

He claims Ivan doesn’t know jiujitsu… and isn’t married.

Yikes.

The clip is pretty entertaining, even if the song still sucks.

“Technical problems” indeed.

It was equipment failure that caused his insane Corpus Christi performance.

It’s all in the timing, folks.

Band storms off stage leading vocalist Ivan Moody behind.

You’re dying to know, aren’t you? (Hint: don’t go into metal if you wanna get rich).

Amongst a ton of others, natch.

“If you put out garbage, no one’s gonna buy it,” says guy who got his job because he had the right look.

Great. Now I have to defend Five Finger Death Punch.

This is so bad it’s basically mind rape.