Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Join Fellow Senior Citizens in Las Vegas January 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s like a heavy metal Wayne Newton!
\m/ 0 New Species of Frog Named After Ozzy Osbourne November 12th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I object!” cries Kermit.
Editorials 0 Pro-Wrestling Legend The Iron Sheik Reviews Metallica, Ozzy, Motörhead and More November 6th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this, you fucking jabroni.
Black Collar Workers 0 Ozzy Says Sharon Osbourne Will Decide Whether or Not Bill Ward Returns to Black Sabbath November 3rd, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Was that supposed to be a secret? Oops. Sorry!”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Awesome Ozzy Jams October 17th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks His is one of the best metal bands of all time. Let’s jam five of his bestest.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #23: Ozzy Osbourne October 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Speaking only of his solo material, the man put out six truly great albums in a row. SIX! What other artists, metal or otherwise, can that be said about?
Vicious Vacation 0 Ozzy Osbourne Promises Total Boredom, Playful Racism at New Festival October 15th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called Ozzfiesta. Because it’s in Mexico. Get it?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy: Don’t Blame Me for Wacky 9/11 Statements October 10th, 2014 at 11:20am Anso DF Ozzy’s statements were “twisted,” says Ozzy
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Black Sabbath are “Going to do One More Album, and a Final Tour” September 29th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But Bill Ward can still go suck an egg.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack September 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He has literally become a bad joke from a Ron Howard movie.
What the...?? 0 Sharon Osbourne Slit Her Wrists to Prove She’d Die for Ozzy September 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Obviously, she failed.
Metal Mysteries 0 What is Ozzy Osbourne’s Hell Gate? September 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The popular theory right now is that it’s a theme park attraction.
Rampant Rumors 0 Is This a Leak of a New Ozzy Osbourne Song? No, No it Isn’t. August 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so silly.
Music Dorkery 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train,” as Performed by The Harp Twins July 29th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Camille and Kennerly Kitt: still creepy!
Tweet Twat 0 Is Ozzy Osbourne About to Release a New Solo Album? July 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hashtag #OzzyRules unveils album art for new mystery project.
The Webernets 0 A Lot of Fans Wanna Call Ozzy Osbourne “Sir” May 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Petition to have The Ozzman knighted picks up steam.
Black Collar Workers 0 Aspiring Professional Musicians MUST Read Ozzy Osbourne’s Career Advice November 22nd, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Love him or hate him, the dude’s been at it for more than forty years. Get here if you wanna know what he has to say!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A-Maze-ing Video: Ozzy, Geezer Tour Sabbath-Inspired Horror Attraction October 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF No haunted house can frighten a dude who’s married to Sharon Osbourne
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy Can’t Even Make a Sandwich Without Causing a Disaster August 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sabbath vocalist almost burns his house down… for the second time this year.
