Music Dorkery 0 Courtney Love’s Isolated Vocal and Guitar Tracks are About as Pleasant as Ebola September 10th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg What did my poor ears ever do to deserve this?!?
Cinemetal 0 Courtney Love Turns 50, Joins Marilyn Manson as Part of Sons of Anarchy Cast July 9th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What are the chances they’ll have scenes together???
Metal Mysteries 0 Courtney Love Takes Responsibility for the Infamous Kurt Cobain Wallet Note May 9th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Why didn’t she just do this in the first place???
Metal Mysteries 0 Nirvana Scholar Says Courtney Love Says That She Wrote That Note in Kurt Cobain’s Wallet May 5th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why doesn’t Courtney Love just say that herself?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Learned the Ultimate Metal Handshake May 2nd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slayer, Metallica, Nirvana, and more.
Metal Mysteries 0 Remainder of Kurt Cobain’s Handwritten Note About Courtney Love Revealed May 1st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Now I’m confused.
Editorials 0 It Sounds Like Kurt Cobain Was REALLY Glad He Married Courtney Love April 30th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Newly-released handwritten note found at the scene of his suicide viciously satirizes marriage vows.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Weren’t as Big as Metallica March 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include not only Metallica, but also Arch Enemy, Deftones, Machine Head, and more.
Metal Mysteries 0 Courtney Love Solves Jack the Ripper Case, JFK Assassination; Locates Bodies of Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa March 19th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sherlove Holmes does it again!
Metal Mysteries 0 PHEW! Super Detective Courtney Love Has Found Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 March 18th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Now if she could just remember where she left her dignity…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Celebrate the Twentieth Anniversary of Nirvana’s In Utero with a Deluxe Edition of the Album and a Video of a Smoking Hot Girl Covering “Heart-Shaped Box” July 31st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, she’s eighteen.
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Courtney Love Thought the Paul McCartney/Nirvana Performance Was Great December 14th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And if you believe that, I have a bridge I’d like to sell you.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 COURTNEY LOVE WANTS LANA DEL REY TO THINK ABOUT HER VAGINA July 31st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Lana Del Rey recently covered Nirvana’s classic “Heart Shaped Box” […]
Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
Greatest Hits 0 50 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos May 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DIMEBAG 0 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos” width=”321″ […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE LEARNED WHAT KIND OF METALHEADS WE ARE April 13th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Turn that frown upside down — Vince will be back […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 FRANCES BEAN COBAIN SENDS WARM REGARDS TO COURTNEY LOVE, SAYS SHE DIDN’T HOOK UP WITH DAVE GROHL April 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, Courtney Love took to Twitter (That’s where […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 COURTNEY LOVE SAYS DAVE GROHL SEDUCED FRANCES BEAN COBAIN April 11th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did Dave Grohl fuck this baby? It’s no secret that […]
