Editorials 0 Friday 5: Your Top Five “Thingz” Of 2015 (Not Hetfield’s) December 18th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Metallica’s frontman listed ten “thingz” that made him happy in 2015. What are yours?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Fred Durst Russian Propaganda Backfiring Already December 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Photos of Putin shirtless are more appealing.
The Peanut Gallery 0 Positive iTunes Listener Reviews for Horrible Metal Albums November 18th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Click photos to enlarge. Metallica’s St. Anger Megadeth’s Super Collider […]
Retrospective 0 Happy Back to the Future Day! Here are Seven Moments in Metal We’d Go Back in Time and Erase October 21st, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus GREAT SCOTT!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Katy Perry, Kanye West, and Bernie Sanders. Seriously.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst is Moving to Crimea to Make Propaganda Films for the Pro-Russian Government October 12th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He did it all for the пизда.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 2nd, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include The Faceless, Machine Head, Dethklok, and more.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Rage Against the Machine Bassist Tim Commerford: “I Do Apologize for Limp Bizkit” September 30th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Somewhere, Wes Borland is weeping.
Lolz 0 Wes Borland’s Home Renovation Will Be Featured On Television September 17th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “I want our kitchen to say, ‘Skull-faced monkey.'”
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 56 & 57: Varg Vikernes vs. Fred Durst, Courtney Love vs. Ivan Moody September 16th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Killers of good taste and, in one instance, actual people.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 51 & 52: Fred Durst vs. Matty K., Courtney Love vs. Shaggy 2 Dope September 14th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The gang’s all here: Insane Putz Posse, Limp Putz, Putzokate, and Putz!
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 42 & 43: Fred Durst vs. Paul Di’Anno, Dino Cazares vs. Shaggy 2 Dope September 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Wowee wow wow wow, the results of yesterday’s matches are […]
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 21-24: Danny Worsnop vs. Denis Stoff, Jonathan Davis vs. Fred Durst, Mike Portnoy vs. Dino Cazares, Blake Judd vs. Hunter Hunt-Hendrix August 24th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks We had to take a break last week due to […]
Cinemetal 0 Video: Seth Meyers Celebrates the 16th Anniversary of Limp Bizkit’s Significant Other June 24th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Finally, the album has reached the same age as the maturity level of its fans.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week June 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include All That Remains, Mastodon, the Westboro Baptist Church, and… Ed Sheeran?!?
Tweet Twat 0 Fred Durst Attempts to Ruin Babymetal June 2nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He did it all for the nuki.
Cinemetal 0 Watch: Ed Sheeran Sings Heavy Metal for Jimmy Fallon June 2nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg “Pop music’s cherub-faced troubadour sings twenty-five of the darkest, most skull-crushing songs ever written.”
Metal in the Media 0 Associated Press Confuses Millionaire Murderer of People, Robert Durst, for Millionaire Murderer of Good Taste, Fred Durst March 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sadly, the error did not result in Fred Durst’s arrest.
Viral Vomit 0 Even Limp Bizkit Cannot Ruin Seinfeld February 24th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mash-up of the classic sitcom’s theme of “Break Stuff” is almost tolerable!
The Webernets 0 “What I Learned from Growing Up Nu Metal in British Suburbia” February 16th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vice’s Kate Hutchinson on the ins and outs of hating your parents, dressing like an idiot, and making out with dudes with braided beards.
