F-F-F-Feudin' 180 NIKKI, NIKKI, UR SO SILLY July 8th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein The Nikki Sixx v. Poison battle has gone to such […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 700 THE METAL PEOPLE VS. CASEY ANTHONY July 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I LOLd for an hour straight on Tuesday cuz my […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 EAT THIS RECORD July 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This doesn’t really have anything to do with metal, but […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 NIKKI SIXX: “NO, I STILL THINK POISON ARE FAKE BULLSH*T.” May 16th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay so that’s not a direct quote, but still. Last […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 90 AXL ROSENBERG IS SINCERELY SORRY THAT NIKKI SIXX IS SINCERELY SORRY THAT HE CALLED POISON “FAKE BULLSH*T” May 13th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg An Open Letter to Mötley Crüe and Poison Dear Members […]
Board to Death 230 BOARD TO DEATH: THE NO OZZFEST IN 2011 EDITION May 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It has literally been years since we’ve done a new […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 TRANSLATE-BOT 3K TO NIKKI SIXX: PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON May 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF The challenge for tireless bullshitters like Nikki Sixx, Max Cavalera, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 CORABI-ERA MÖTLEY CRÜE REHEARSAL FOOTAGE IS FUNNY, SAD, FASCINATING May 5th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why, but I’ve had John Corabi on […]
Everyone's Replaceable 340 EVERYBODY LOVES SAMMY HAGAR May 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interesting excerpt from a recent interview with Sammy […]
The Webernets 90 METAL INJECTION’S BLACK CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES April 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Because Vince and I are lazy asses, we did not […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 MÖTLEY REFÜSED: TOMMY LEE + DENNIS LYXZÉN = UM WHAT? April 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I remember rushing home one day in 2000 with a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 MÖTLEY CRÜE WANTS YOU TO PICK THEIR SET LIST. TIME TO CORABI-IZE THAT BITCH! April 18th, 2011 at 10:40am Corey Mitchell Long-time readers of MetalSucks are fully aware of my lifelong […]
Cinemetal Reviews 70 3 INCHES OF BLOOD’S NEW VIDEO WILL MAKE THEIR ROADIES’ MOMS HAPPY April 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell I am very excited to take over the controls of […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1090 I AM A PROFESSOR IN METALOLOGY April 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D RoCkStArBaSs100 introduces himself to the internet. He loves metal — […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 40 SPRING ERECTIONS 2012: VOTE STEEL PANTHER April 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF In Wisconsin, it’s in ink on everybody’s schedule to hit […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 110 VINCE NEIL IS A PUSSY March 31st, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Hey, remember how Vince Neil assaulted his ex in Vegas […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 OMG YOU GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST TRIO EVER March 24th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg IF SOMEONE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN I WILL HAVE A […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 40 BRET MICHAELS AND NIKKI SIXX COME TOGETHER TO CURE INSOMNIA March 23rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg You’d think with all the shit talking and back tracking […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 TOMMY LEE TO DISRESPECT FOREIGN CULTURES FOR REALITY TELEVISION March 22nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did anyone watch Tommy Lee Goes to College when it […]
