F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Arnold Schwarzenegger Says Nickelback Sucks, Nickelback Says the Pot is Calling the Kettle Black February 16th, 2017 at 1:38pm Axl Rosenberg Did Nickelback successfully defend themselves?
MSTV 0 Nickelback’s “Feed the Machine”… Goes METAL February 10th, 2017 at 3:35pm MetalSucks The most brutal rendition of a Nickelback song you’ve ever heard.
Worst Week Ever 0 Code Orange Fan Badly Hurt in a Mosh Pit, Tool’s Maynard James Keenan vs. Donald Trump, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 3rd, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including Converge, Suicide Silence, Emmure, and more.
New Stuff 0 Nickelback Release New Song; Suicide Hotline Operators Standing By February 1st, 2017 at 1:55pm Axl Rosenberg The good news is, it’s anti-Trump.
Slave to the Grind 0 The Night I Met Nickelback January 14th, 2017 at 8:20am MetalSucks “And that is the story about the time I met Nickelback, pissed off Chad Kroeger – and they bought me a drink.”
Metal in the Media 0 Mark Zuckerberg and Morgan Freeman Think Nickelback Suck, Too December 22nd, 2016 at 3:36pm Axl Rosenberg What happens when the Facebook founder asks his AI to “play us some good Nickelback songs.”
Metal in the Media 0 Watch the Hilarious Joke Saturday Night Live‘s Weekend Update Made About Nickelback and the Canadian Police December 4th, 2016 at 10:38am Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHA
Editorials 0 Nickelback Force Canadian Police to Rescind Drunk Driving Threat, Confirm Their Status as Fartknockers December 3rd, 2016 at 11:01am Axl Rosenberg Fair enough. We’ll just have to spend twice as much time reminding the band how terrible they are.
Breaking the Law 0 Canadian Police Department Institutes New Punishment for Drunk Drivers: Having to Listen to Nickelback November 29th, 2016 at 5:46pm Axl Rosenberg BRUTAL.
New Stuff 0 Nickelback Cover Don Henley to Create the Ultimate Provocation of Elitist Nerd Rage August 25th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most unpopular super-popular entity ever created by California meets the most unpopular super-popular entity ever created by Canada.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week April 15th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Mastodon, Nachtmystium, Van Halen, and more.
Metal Mysteries 0 A New Study Shows Why Everyone Hates Nickelback April 11th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Eureka!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Heavy Metal Face Swaps March 11th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Man, it seems like everyone is obsessed with these face […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 Nickelback Start Work on New Album, Still Completely Fucking Delusional January 27th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Lolz 0 Dude Booted From Trump Rally for “Trump Likes Nickelback” Sign January 13th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Muckraking has reached new heights.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 29-32: Vince Neil vs. Tommy Lee, Chad Kroeger vs. Scott Stapp, Chris Fronzak vs. David Gunn, Danny Leal vs. Matty K. August 26th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Run from the putz… run for your lives!
Please Kill Me 0 New Study Shows That Rock is Dumber Than Other Genres of Music May 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus According to a decade-long lyrics study, we belong in the slow kid classes.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Mastodon, Machine Head, Asking Alexandria, Foo Fighters and Others Earn to Play Shows? February 26th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks All of these bands earn more money than you :(
\m/ 0 Man Makes Ultimate Sacrifice for Charity, Listens to Nickelback on Repeat for One Week February 19th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He is braver than most, that’s for sure!
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week January 30th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Devin Townsend, Protest the Hero, and, er, Kanye West.
