\m/ 160 NINETEEN YEAR OLD SONG BY DIMEBAG, PHIL ANSELMO, AND SEAN YSEULT SURFACES July 19th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this is interesting. Ex-White Zombie bassist and feminist rawk […]
Editorials 2060 How Metal Nerds Choose What Bands To Like: A Scientific Model July 11th, 2011 at 4:20pm Sergeant D Have you ever noticed that the bands who metal nerds […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2330 POLL: IS THERE A PLACE FOR MELODY IN METAL???? July 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I pride myself on being open minded, so it is […]
\m/ 110 THIS BABY DOES IT FOR DIME June 30th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg OMFG HE’S SO CUTE I JUST WANNA PUT HIS HEAD […]
Everyone's Replaceable 160 JIMMY BOWER MAKES IT OFFICIAL: REX BROWN IS OUT OF DOWN June 23rd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Interview with Jimmy Bower about Down… by HecticCase I don’t […]
Board to Death 230 BOARD TO DEATH: THE NO OZZFEST IN 2011 EDITION May 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It has literally been years since we’ve done a new […]
Cinemetal 650 AVENGED SEVENFOLD’S “SO FAR AWAY” VIDEO MAKES NO F*CKING SENSE May 10th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember the adorable video for Pantera’s “Cowbells Is My Name,” […]
Green Eggs and Slam 660 METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 IS REX BROWN OUT OF DOWN? DON’T ASK PEPPER KEENAN! May 3rd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Rex Brown is not participating in Down’s current tour, and […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO THE MANSION TO A PAIR OF GOLDEN GODS April 22nd, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg No, seriously — COREY AND ANSO FUCKING KILLED IT THIS […]
Exclusive 750 PHILIP H. ANSELMO’S THOUGHTS ON POT April 20th, 2011 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell Weed is an awesome so-called “drug”, but it’s NOT for […]
Exclusive 360 HANGIN’ WITH PHILIP H. ANSELMO April 20th, 2011 at 11:20am Corey Mitchell As some of you guys may or may not know, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 FURY, FLAMES, AND PHOENIX: THE ERIK RUTAN DOUBLE-INTERVIEW April 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photo by Alison Webster This month, brutal death metal trio […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 R.I.P. SKINLESS April 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Anso DF I regularly lord it over everybody that I attended the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 MÖTLEY CRÜE WANTS YOU TO PICK THEIR SET LIST. TIME TO CORABI-IZE THAT BITCH! April 18th, 2011 at 10:40am Corey Mitchell Long-time readers of MetalSucks are fully aware of my lifelong […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2210 WHAT IS THE BEST BREAKDOWN OF ALL TIME??? April 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I love that “Tour Of Italy” sampler at Olive Garden […]
What the...?? 620 ORPHANED TO HATRED: BOBZILLA WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE KNEW DIME April 13th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you don’t know who Bobzilla is, here’s the quick […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1090 I AM A PROFESSOR IN METALOLOGY April 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D RoCkStArBaSs100 introduces himself to the internet. He loves metal — […]
Guest Columns 790 SAD BUT TRUE: DOC COYLE WEIGHS IN ON SERGEANT D.’S “BAND LIFE IS FOR LOSERS” THEORY March 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I was inspired to put some thoughts down after […]
Viral Vomit 770 AXL IS OF TWO MINDS ABOUT A CUTE JEWISH CHICK IN SKIMPY CLOTHING PLAYING PANTERA ON THE DRUMS March 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Girls like Meytal Cohen should not have to wear corsets […]
