This Sucks 0 OH NOES! Slipknot’s Plans to Burn Camel Sh*t Shut Down by Authorities October 15th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg If this doesn’t define “tragedy,” nothing does.
New Stuff 0 “AOV”: Slipknot Approach Original Violence on New Track October 15th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Whatever the hell that means.
New Stuff 0 “Sarcastrophe”: Stream Slipknot’s Latest Disasterpiece October 14th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg To skip it would be a real sadragedy.
New Stuff 0 Slipknot Stream New Album Intro “XIX” October 13th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The title refers to the number of brain cells possessed by everyone who thought our “Joey Jordison was fired by singing telegram” gag was real.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Should’ve Covered Our Hand Tattoos October 10th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Slayer, Rob Zombie, Sylosis, Phil Labonte, and more!
New Stuff 0 The Devil In Good Fun: Slipknot Unveils Third New Jam “Custer” October 10th, 2014 at 1:20pm Anso DF Work at your relationship with Slipknot later, crank their third new song now!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Rues Tattoo Gaffe, Bassist Identity Leak October 8th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Plus: Taylor discusses our ‘Jordison Fired By Singing Telegram’ report
Reviews 0 Slipknot: .5 Shades of Gray October 6th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band’s mostly-successful comeback effort is derailed slightly by underwhelming production.
Tour de Force 0 THERE IS A GOD: Motograter Make it to Knotfest October 6th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Motograte news!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Sent a Twerking Telegram October 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Mastodon, Lady Gaga, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Joey Jordison Claims He Was Fired from Slipknot Via a Singing Telegram October 1st, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ouch!
New Stuff 0 New Slipknot Bassist’s Other Band Krokodil Announce New Song, Album and Tour October 1st, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Krokodil also feature members of SikTh and Gallows.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Jim Root Alleges He Was Fired from Stone Sour Via a Phone Call September 30th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Keep it classy, Stone Sour!
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Clown Explains Use of Camel Dung at Knotfest September 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “explains,” I mean “spouts a bunch of his usual profound-sounding nonsense.”
What the...?? 0 Slipknot Don’t Think Very Highly of their Own Scent September 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Going to Knotfest? You might wanna bring something with which to plug up your nose…
Rampant Rumors 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Addresses the Rumor that “The Negative One” is About Joey Jordison September 23rd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: it’s not.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Herpes from Our Uncle September 19th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include The Contortionist, Slipknot’s masks, Papa Roach, Slipknot’s masks, Obituary, and Slipknot’s masks.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Against Me’s Laura Jane Grace Calls Former Bandmate and New Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg a Bag of Poop September 18th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only she didn’t phrase it as “a bag of poop,” if you know what I mean.
Metal Mysteries 0 Slipknot Imply Joey Jordison Was Fired for Drug Abuse, Continue to Focus on New Masks September 18th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Guys, c’mon, let’s stay focused on what REALLY matters here: the masks.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 The Contortionist’s Top Nu-Metal Albums September 17th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Includes selections by Slipknot, Deftones, and Mudvayne.
