Sergeant D. wrote about this Australian deathcore band Endworld on Stuff You Will Hate over the weekend, and he theorizes that “they saw the Defiler ‘Cryomancer’ video and tried to copy it as closely as possible, with hilarious results;” I think that declaration is actually a massive wad of diseased spit in Defiler’s face. Defiler are fucking terrible, but this band is worse; in fact, this band is so bad that I feel like I owe other band deathcore bands an apology for even lumping Endworld into that genre. Oceano don’t deserve to be compared to this drek.

Truth is, Endworld probably just accidentally started a whole new genre: Amateurcore. ‘Cause never mind that whomever directed their video couldn’t even get a static shot of a cell phone in focus — the band can’t seem to jump in unison (which is, like, one of the most important aspects of being a successful scene band), the drummer looks like someone made him drink a bottle of NyQuil right before they started shooting, and, well, don’t even get me started on the vocalist.

Make sure you head over to Stuff You Will Hate to read Sergeant D.’s full analysis; his observations are fare more clever than my own…

-AR

You know how sometimes you’re like, “Ugh, fuck it, I hate music, I’ve heard everything and it all sucks,” but then some little band comes out of nowhere and fucking completely blows you away? The latest band to knock my dick in the dirt is a deathcore band called DEFILER, whose debuted song is called “Cryomancer.” No, I’m not sure what that means, either. It’s kind of lulzy to hear such ungodly, brutal vocals come out of Defiler’s singer (who is 17 and looks like he’s maybe 125 lbs soaking wet), but goddamn! In case you think that’s all studio trickery, here’s a video of the vocal tracking — this kid is a fucking beast!!

In all seriousness though, these kids have some serious fucking talent. This song is tight as fuck, and they can more than hold their own with deathcore heavyweights like The Acacia Strain, ABACABB or Emmure. From reading their MySpace and YouTube responses, they seem real nice, and I expect big things from them if they stick with it.

Hit them up on Facebook (or MySpace if you’re a poor person and/or an immigrant) and tell them Sergeant D sent you! In the meantime, you can be like me and rewind the beginning a million times to hear “I WANNA HEAR YOU CRY, BITCH!” over and over again.

-Sergeant D.

Sergeant D. makes people with no sense of humor mad every day at Stuff You Will Hate.