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Happy Father’s Day: Here are 13 Tips for Metal Dads-To-Be
June 19th, 2022 at 7:29am Emperor Rhombus

Here’s to the dads working hard to raise kids in Slayer logo-filled households.


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10 Threats to Metal Rated By How Worried About Them We Should Actually Be
June 16th, 2022 at 10:45am Emperor Rhombus

Are metal’s natural predators really that worrisome?


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Metal Blade Records In 40 Songs, One From Each Year They’ve Existed
June 15th, 2022 at 1:14pm Emperor Rhombus

We honor the label’s 40th anniversary with a deep dive into its discography.


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The 10 Best Metal Songs That Are Slayer’s “Mandatory Suicide”
June 10th, 2022 at 12:03pm Emperor Rhombus

A difficult ranking, to be sure.


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10 Bands Who Shamelessly Copied Another Band
June 3rd, 2022 at 12:52pm Emperor Rhombus

Here are 10 bands whose biggest influence you can spot from a mile away.


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The Inconveniences of Going to Concerts in Your 60s
June 1st, 2022 at 11:45am Ryan Dyer

Some hard truths of older concertgoing from my metalhead mom.


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11 Clutch Lyrics That Make Us Love the Hell Out of Neil Fallon
May 30th, 2022 at 11:59am Emperor Rhombus

Celebrating the instinctual poetry of Maryland’s king of hard-hitting boogey metal.


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Satanic Tea Co. Rank Their Teas by How Satanic They Are
May 27th, 2022 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Because King Diamond never wrote a song about coffee.


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Devil Master’s 10 Best Cape-Wearing Bands of All Time
May 26th, 2022 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus

The Philly blackened sleaze merchants list their favorite cape-clad metal acts.


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Happy World Dracula Day: 11 Awesome Vampire Metal Bands Out for Blood
May 26th, 2022 at 12:01pm Emperor Rhombus

Here are 11 killer bands to help you ring in the 125th anniversary of Bram Stoker’s classic.


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12 Albums That Launched a Band’s Second Act
May 23rd, 2022 at 10:47am Emperor Rhombus

Here are 12 albums that revitalized the careers of their makers.


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The 10 Ooziest Slayer Songs, According to Temple of Void
May 19th, 2022 at 12:03pm Emperor Rhombus

The kings of modern death-doom list the moldiest tracks by thrash metal’s satanic overlords.


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13 Bands We Love Whose Shirts We’d Never Wear
May 17th, 2022 at 12:59pm Emperor Rhombus

Here are 13 bands we want on our stereos, not on our torsos.


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The 13 Incarnations of Jason Voorhees, Ranked by How Metal They Are
May 13th, 2022 at 12:20pm Emperor Rhombus

As a wise man once said, ‘Ch-ch-ch ah-ah-ah.’


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11 Hip-Hop Tracks That Reference Metal Bands
May 9th, 2022 at 11:24am Emperor Rhombus

Here are 11 times that rappers shouted out metal bands by name.


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13 Non-Metal Albums That You Couldn’t Avoid Back In The Day
May 2nd, 2022 at 12:45pm Emperor Rhombus

Here are 13 non-metal albums that were unavoidable even for hardened headbangers.


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11 Killer Metal Songs With Terrible Music Videos
April 22nd, 2022 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus

Here are 11 metal tracks whose videos you’re better off not watching.


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10 Ear-Splitting Bands from Argentina’s Death/Grind Underground
April 12th, 2022 at 10:09am Ryan Dyer

Check out 10 sonic flesh-grinders from South America’s second-biggest country.


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11 Bands You Thought Would Be Heavier When You First Heard Them
April 11th, 2022 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Here are 11 bands who left you cocking an eyebrow upon first listen.


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15 of the Most Metal Pop-Punk Songs of All Time
April 7th, 2022 at 1:15pm Emperor Rhombus

Here are 15 pop-punk tracks that remind you that the genre had chops at its best.


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