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Kiss Staged an Ocean Show for Great White Sharks but None Attended
November 21st, 2019 at 10:39am Vince Neilstein

The latest and greatest Kiss money-grab and PR stunt.


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Video: Marilyn Manson Played a Hip Hop Festival, Fans are Confused
November 10th, 2019 at 1:39pm MetalSucks

The audience sang along to his cover of Eurythmics’s “Sweet Dreams.”


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Slayer’s Manager Says Band Will Continue After Final Tour
November 9th, 2019 at 1:20pm MetalSucks

What’s next for Slayer: a film? theme park? comic book series? Who knows!


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Frankie Palmeri Is Asking “True Fans” to Donate $100 to Emmure
November 7th, 2019 at 1:07pm Axl Rosenberg

Like, $100 each. Not, like, he’s having a hard time raising $100. That would just be sad.


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Likely-Baked Tool Fan Doesn’t Realize He Asked Eddie Van Halen to Take His Photo
October 23rd, 2019 at 9:44am Axl Rosenberg

I mean, that dude is clearly stoned, and it WAS a Tool concert, so…


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Black Label Society / Obituary Tour Announced, Cancelled
October 1st, 2019 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg

The trek was called off a mere hour after it was announced.


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Every Time I Die’s Keith Buckley Is an Ordained Minister Now
September 17th, 2019 at 8:40am Axl Rosenberg

And he’s apparently willing to officiate your wedding.


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Incubus Asked Iron Maiden to Borrow Eddie Stage Prop
September 14th, 2019 at 7:02pm MetalSucks

Incubus have been asking every two years, but Maiden always turn them down.


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Watch Metal’s Favorite Grumpy Grampa, Chris Holmes, Interview Skindred
September 12th, 2019 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg

Includes such insightful questions as “You’re the bass player, right?”, “Do you have a label?”, and “Is that it?”.


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Wow, Immortal Have Sure Gone Downhill Recently
September 11th, 2019 at 9:04am Vince Neilstein

S.H.O.U.T. are the new kings of black metal.


What the...?? 0
Former Weedeater Drummer Arrested for Spiking Wife’s Drink with Meth
August 13th, 2019 at 11:58am MetalSucks

Maybe he’s a fan of the band Meth Drinker?


What the...?? 0
Facebook Bans Led Zeppelin’s Houses of the Holy Artwork
June 19th, 2019 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg

Multiple Led Zeppelin fan pages have been temporarily or permanently taken down as a result of posting the iconic album cover.


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Video: Tom Morello Throws a Fan’s Cell Phone Into the Crowd
June 17th, 2019 at 11:49am Vince Neilstein

Morello went savage on a fan’s phone when he tried to take a selfie!


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Video: Dudes Rockin’ Out to Van Halen Meet David Lee Roth, Have No Idea Who He Is
May 30th, 2019 at 4:28pm Axl Rosenberg

Maybe they were Van Hagar fans?


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Disturbed: David Dramain Meets His Doppelgänger in the UK
May 17th, 2019 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg

Meet Carlos Pau-Real, the Draiman lookalike the band recently invited on-stage during a gig in Manchester.


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“Liquid Death” Canned Water Company Has the Most Metal Marketing Campaign EVER!
May 8th, 2019 at 2:10pm Vince Neilstein

“Murder your thirst” with these tall-boy cans of Austrian mountain water.


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New Fear Factory Greatest Hits Compilation Was Released Without the Band’s Knowledge
April 30th, 2019 at 10:05am Vince Neilstein

The compilation, Linchpin, was put out by Warner Music, who now owns Roadrunner Records.


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Newly Discovered Species of Beetle Named After Nightwish Singer Floor Jansen
March 9th, 2019 at 2:41pm Vince Neilstein

The species is now called Tmesisternus floorjansenae.


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Video: Metalcore Bands Play a Show Inside a Wendy’s Fast Food Restaurant
February 27th, 2019 at 4:58pm Vince Neilstein

Their frosties bring all the mosh to the yard.


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Woman Accuses the Wrong Mastodon of Scamming Her Son: “You Damn Mother Fuchers”
February 25th, 2019 at 11:23am Vince Neilstein

“You Dirty Cum Bags You Should Be A Shamed of Your Selved.”


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