What the...?? 0 At the Drive-In / The Mars Volta’s Cedric Bixler-Zavala Alleges Family Dog Was Poisoned and Killed by Scientologists January 23rd, 2020 at 11:19am Vince Neilstein This is the second pet he claims has been murdered by Scientologists, who he alleges regularly harass his family.
What the...?? 0 Yamaha Warns Against Using Flight Cases for Human Trafficking After a Criminal Escaped in One January 22nd, 2020 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein A Nissan executive stowed away in a flight case to escape Japan while awaiting trial for financial wrongdoing.
What the...?? 0 There’s a Rammstein Blimp Flying Over Los Angeles January 22nd, 2020 at 9:50am Vince Neilstein Metal’s most famous Germans pulled the most German publicity stunt imaginable to promote their 2020 North American tour.
What the...?? 0 Gene Simmons Puts Ice Cubes in His Breakfast Cereal January 2nd, 2020 at 12:39pm Vince Neilstein The Kiss frontman/bassist has a very bizarre breakfast habit.
What the...?? 0 How David Lee Roth Almost Ruined a Marriage Without Ever Even Meeting the Couple January 2nd, 2020 at 10:38am Axl Rosenberg This is the funniest thing you’ll read today.
What the...?? 0 Photo Evidence: Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil Went to Church on Christmas December 30th, 2019 at 11:09am Vince Neilstein Has the rocker suddenly gone religious?
What the...?? 0 Hardcore Show Inside a Denny’s Goes Exactly as You’d Expect December 16th, 2019 at 4:23pm Axl Rosenberg The Denny’s in question is now demanding $600 to repair damages.
What the...?? 0 Five Finger Death Punch Have a Personal Masseuse on Tour with Them December 11th, 2019 at 10:32am Vince Neilstein Just like the working man! Struggling to get by! Support the troops!
What the...?? 0 Kiss Staged an Ocean Show for Great White Sharks but None Attended November 21st, 2019 at 10:39am Vince Neilstein The latest and greatest Kiss money-grab and PR stunt.
What the...?? 0 Video: Marilyn Manson Played a Hip Hop Festival, Fans are Confused November 10th, 2019 at 1:39pm MetalSucks The audience sang along to his cover of Eurythmics’s “Sweet Dreams.”
What the...?? 0 Slayer’s Manager Says Band Will Continue After Final Tour November 9th, 2019 at 1:20pm MetalSucks What’s next for Slayer: a film? theme park? comic book series? Who knows!
What the...?? 0 Frankie Palmeri Is Asking “True Fans” to Donate $100 to Emmure November 7th, 2019 at 1:07pm Axl Rosenberg Like, $100 each. Not, like, he’s having a hard time raising $100. That would just be sad.
What the...?? 0 Likely-Baked Tool Fan Doesn’t Realize He Asked Eddie Van Halen to Take His Photo October 23rd, 2019 at 9:44am Axl Rosenberg I mean, that dude is clearly stoned, and it WAS a Tool concert, so…
What the...?? 0 Black Label Society / Obituary Tour Announced, Cancelled October 1st, 2019 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg The trek was called off a mere hour after it was announced.
What the...?? 0 Every Time I Die’s Keith Buckley Is an Ordained Minister Now September 17th, 2019 at 8:40am Axl Rosenberg And he’s apparently willing to officiate your wedding.
What the...?? 0 Incubus Asked Iron Maiden to Borrow Eddie Stage Prop September 14th, 2019 at 7:02pm MetalSucks Incubus have been asking every two years, but Maiden always turn them down.
What the...?? 0 Watch Metal’s Favorite Grumpy Grampa, Chris Holmes, Interview Skindred September 12th, 2019 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Includes such insightful questions as “You’re the bass player, right?”, “Do you have a label?”, and “Is that it?”.
What the...?? 0 Wow, Immortal Have Sure Gone Downhill Recently September 11th, 2019 at 9:04am Vince Neilstein S.H.O.U.T. are the new kings of black metal.
What the...?? 0 Former Weedeater Drummer Arrested for Spiking Wife’s Drink with Meth August 13th, 2019 at 11:58am MetalSucks Maybe he’s a fan of the band Meth Drinker?
What the...?? 0 Facebook Bans Led Zeppelin’s Houses of the Holy Artwork June 19th, 2019 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg Multiple Led Zeppelin fan pages have been temporarily or permanently taken down as a result of posting the iconic album cover.
