Metal in the Media 0 Study Finds Bring Me the Horizon Fans are the “Least Conscientious” and “Most Neurotic” People March 22nd, 2018 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein Also: Nightwish fans are the least extroverted and Marilyn Manson fans the least agreeable.
Metal Mysteries 0 Lamb of God Release (What Appears to Be A) Burn the Priest Show Flyer March 21st, 2018 at 4:38pm Axl Rosenberg The mystery continues…
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Says He Turned Down $425,000 for Two Live Burzum Shows March 21st, 2018 at 4:28pm Vince Neilstein “I would probably rather spend like a month in prison than spend a month rehearsing with some musicians, metalheads. I pick prison over that, really.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Dino Cazares Says There’s “No News” with Fear Factory, But He’s Working on Seventeen Other Projects March 21st, 2018 at 11:03am Axl Rosenberg Dino Dino Dino, I made you out of clay, and when you’re dry and ready, oh Dino I will play.
Metal Mysteries 0 Lamb of God Release Mysterious Burn the Priest Video March 20th, 2018 at 3:39pm Axl Rosenberg What the heck is this all about?
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s What Pantera Would Sound Like Tuned Down on a 9-String Guitar March 19th, 2018 at 4:15pm Axl Rosenberg Downination.
New Stuff 0 Mustainal Cunt: Exactly What You Think It Is March 19th, 2018 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg If you loathe Mustaine, Nugent, and Labonte as much as we do, this is the joke-grindcore band for you.
Music Dorkery 0 Here’s What Metallica Would Sound Like with the Guitar and Bass Swapped March 19th, 2018 at 9:49am Vince Neilstein Really puts the focus on the complexity of Metallica’s bass lines.
The Webernets 0 Metal-Themed It’s Always Sunny Memes Make Life Worth Living Again March 16th, 2018 at 2:34pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Ghost, Napalm Death, Sleep, Deafheaven, and more.
Studio Stuff 0 Here’s Your First Taste of New Fallujah Music March 16th, 2018 at 10:14am Vince Neilstein Get ready for a new album soon.
Metal Media 0 R.I.P. Terrorizer Magazine March 15th, 2018 at 10:34am Vince Neilstein The British metal magazine has gone dark after 24 years.
What the...?? 0 Clown Core: A Masterpiece of Modern Art March 15th, 2018 at 9:48am Axl Rosenberg This profound on every possible level.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Judas Priest Performs with Andy Sneap for the First Time March 14th, 2018 at 11:47am Axl Rosenberg Judas Priest or “Judas Priest”?
Editorials 0 Oh No We Might Lose Crematory You Guys March 14th, 2018 at 10:46am Axl Rosenberg Drummer threatens the dissolution of the band if they don’t start making more money.
This Sucks 0 Wormed Drummer Guillermo Calero Dead at Age 27 March 13th, 2018 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg No cause of death has been given.
Breaking the Law 0 Seven Sisters of Sleep Guitarist Arrested for Child Porn; Band Breaks Up March 13th, 2018 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg Understandable decision.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Members of the Devin Townsend Project and Strapping Young Lad Join Forces in New Band March 12th, 2018 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg Devin’s exes find solace in one another’s arms.
Moppet Metal 0 Video: 4-Year-Old Girl Cries Because Her Daddy Won’t Take Her to See Slayer March 12th, 2018 at 12:36pm Axl Rosenberg Awwwwww!
The Webernets 0 If You’ve Ever Wondered How Your Name Would Look as the Judas Priest Logo, Here’s Your Chance to Find Out March 12th, 2018 at 11:36am Axl Rosenberg Hellbent for a silly way to waste time.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Mushroomhead Guitarist Tommy Church Follows Singer Jeffrey Nothing Out the Door March 9th, 2018 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg Something is clearly amiss in Mushroomheadland.
