Axl on the best use of metal in a movie he’s heard all year.

Fans of old JFAC should love this one.

Welcome back to the jungle.

Check out their droll “For Your Consideration” ads.

Hint: it rhymes with “Baco Tell.”

Also: Vince Neil weeps.

Listen to a really cool, kinda-not-metal new song.

And they’ll allegedly tour in the summer.

Members of Black Sabbath, Pantera, Megadeth, Anthrax, Periphery, Ratt, Guns N’ Roses, KISS, Hatebreed, Motley Crue and SO many more chime in with their condolences.

Will somebody please take Ben Burnley’s Xbox from him?

Wham! has never sounded so heavy and depressing.

So ADORABLE yet so BRUTAL.

The force is strong with this one.

So that’s not weird and creepy or anything.

Claudio’s got ridiculous pipes!

“As a man who listens to, and, to some degree promotes, an art form that so grotesquely portrays the female form as nothing more than bone, meat, gristle and genitalia to desire, diminish, torture, fuck and sadistically kill (seldom in that order), am I being irresponsible? Am I a hypocrite? Am I part of the problem?”

He also makes a good point.

New song would probably disappoint Bernie Sanders.

The most soulful cover of a metal band you’ll ever hear.

Percussionist loses points with intelligent fans after posing for a photo op with the bigoted presidential candidate.